dynamite with a laser beam

Why yes, I think Jack/Tosh/Ianto is pretty damned awesome.

New, good things. (REALLY GOOD) featuring the Captain, the Butler and the Technical Genius:

Signals: Turn, Hazard, from Space and Otherwise by amand_r   OH. SO HOT.

Three Times by edibleflowers   - the (also scorchingly hot) beginning of a poly relationship. Absolutely fantastic.


WHAT, YOU WANT MORE?  

backtocambridge  has thoughtfully compiled a pile of porny fic about this trio for your delectation.

Also, it is apiphile 's fault I'm a kinky perv.  *points finger*  Blaaaaame!

I've just got to rec some things today...!

alba17 has written Jack Harkness/John Lennon fic -- Love Me Do -- and they're trapped in a phone box and it's great.

“Very pleased to meet you, John with Many Crazed Fans. Maybe you can make me one too,” he said, as he very gently smoothed down the boy’s hair, carefully, as if capturing a bird.

:D

The other is by jlh (Clio). If you've seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Pretty in Pink, you know Duckie Dale and Cameron Frye. Yeah, now I might ship that now, because Count Me In And Count Me Out is a pretty awesome slice of story. (Don't worry. Cameron's asshole dad is gone permanently.)

In other news, our Torchwood RP has gone genderswappy (alien artefact, natch.) Observe female Jack and Ianto:



I know, right?

There are Torchwood-y things to read!

Novel: 63,000 words
amand_r has posted We held gold dust in our hands. This is a story she's described as her "poly curtainfic", but it's much, much more than that. It's primarily Jack/Ianto/Lisa, but there's more, and everyone's in it, along with the Doctor and it's an AU, but... Jesus, just read it. It's amazing. It's domestic polyamory, and we never, ever see that.  amand_r says it's the best thing she's ever written, but if you read her stuff, that's like the Beatles telling you "this is our best song".  

Adventure Story: 7,750 words
My buddy gypsylady created an original RP character in Askverse, T the Time Agent. Of All The Gin Joints features T in a CoE fixit fic, but it's not parody/crack -- the other characters are the canon Torchwood crew.  I have a soft spot for Time Agency OCs, because we all want to know know what Jack (and John) used to be like, and T knew-them-when.  Canon pairings + T(Tessa)/Andy

Character Study: 536 words
cookiesofkarma is getting her writing mojo back (yays!) and explores Tosh's feelings for Owen in Unrequited.  I really love what she's done with the imagery here. Angsty!

I spent $18 on candy yesterday  to hand out to trick-or-treaters and it was gone by 8:15.  Less than an hour and a half. The last load was 20 kids. AT ONCE. Getting cleaned out early is probably a good thing, because I was starting to dip into the sour gummy worms and Butterfingers...

Gonna rec something...  I helped to beta-read this story this week, and I MEANT to read a bit and do other stuff, but I loved it and couldn't stop reading. :D



Title: Intersecting Geodesics  (Chapter 1 of 5)
Author: nancybrown
Rating: R (language, situations, violence)
Spoilers: up through CoE, brief mentions of events from "Pack Animals," "Almost Perfect" and "Lost Souls"
Characters: Ianto, Jack, John, (Eleven and announced companion)
Warnings/AN: Various shades of dub-con, non-descriptive mentions of sex trafficking, character death. I am operating under the assumption that John Hart is Captain Bad Touch, and so should you for the duration of this story.
Wordcount: 36,000 overall, 7,500 this section
Summary: Stuck in the wrong time with a Jack who hasn't met him yet, all Ianto really wants is a way home.

I've also had a peek at iamshadow 's omnijaxual story and I loooove it!  Should... get started on mine. BLADE RUNNER.

Friends seem to have written RPS and I EGGED THEM ON. :D  (I am not really sorry. At all. LOLZ.)

Please go and sign up for the reel_torchwood challenge? It's only 1,000 words. I'm doing a crossover for Torchwood/Secretary. Someone's going to get a spanking.  Ain't sayin' who.

The posse are taking pictures of themselves wearing little braids! I'm loving the braids. They would look dorky on me, I suspect.

...and Happy Thanksgiving, Canadians!  (A day early!)

Wow. I've just read some good stuff.

If you've not checked out angstslashhope 's  Not with a bang or a whimper (Five places Ianto's story went next), it's AWESOME. How did I miss this?

rm  and kalichan  are continuing Enough To Go By (YAYS!) and it will now have TEN parts. Is it Christmas already?

filthgoblin  has written smexy  Jack/Rhys fic! I <3 mah rare pairings. They just captivate the hell out of me.

And I danced around while wearing headphones this morning. Sort of like this:

( Dancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music. )

But not to Cake. To Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys. It was inappropriately enthusiastic dancing. think I might have pulled something.  Like a muscle. If I'd danced like that in a club, I guarantee you I wouldn't have pulled anything or anybody who wasn't blind.

ETA: Thank you to torchwood_house  for reccing Askverse last night. We went a little bit... wild.

Yes. So.  (Torchwood CoE spoilers for Part Two in this post. AVERT YOUR EYES, VIRGINS!)

One thing I've been thinking about after peeping S3 promo pics and watching the second episode - LIKE OK YES, ACTUALLY I HAVE BEEN VERY WORRIED - is the whereabouts of Jack's wrist strap.  But that thing survived a trip through the vortex while Jack held onto the TARDIS and screamed a lot. So of course it has to be fine, right? RIGHT?
 

jadesfire2808  and I were discussing the issue and she's explained the whole thing. YES. Fic solves all problems!

 How Jack got his vortex manipulator back

(And of course John Hart is involved. Natch!)

Thanks to everyone who joined us in chat last night after the ep. That was fun, eh?

Oh, BTW, cowboyhd  has expected!NakedJack pics!  Hi-sexy-resolution.  

I, uh... didn't actually finish my story. Plot: Owen dies, right? (OMG) And he slowly loses more and more of his sensory perception; the scent of autumn bonfires, the feel of a rose petal against his wrist, the taste of pepperami.  He develops tunnel vision.

So Tosh (OMG the angst!) uses the BethHelmet to secretly upload Owen's psyche into the Hub's mainframe. OHAI, HAL At first he's grr, so angry at her for talking him into this. He becomes even more detached than he was in his decaying form and spends most of his time porning online (like a typical Torchwood fan), THEN he flips out and starts jonesing on tech power like Lawnmower Man and mayhem ensues. AND THEN he has an epiphany + redemption + Tosh dies and is uploaded too + The Doctor takes them to the Silence In The Library/Forest of the Dead planet and they live sappily ever after, but probably with different partners because I just can't ship them. Maybe so after Owen's epiphany, though. It would have been like Digital Shanshu.     

See, it would have taken ages to read that whole saga. Look how much time I just saved you.  TARDIS BITE SIZED!


So, I didn't finish mine, but copperbadge  (sam_storyteller) did, and of course it's awesome (and I know this already because I helped to beta-read it).  It has a wonderful plot and TAROT and the Torchwood team and Sarah Jane and things I'm not going to spoil.  Do go read Sing Morning Out Of Night. :)

I also did cover art for a really nice Andy/Ianto story by the_silver_sun,  A Year Out Of Time. Hope the author likes it. *crosses fingers*

So anyway, I love me some threesomes. In fic. I prefer m/m/f. Logistics. Something about f/f/m has too much of a "chicks performing for a guy"/male fantasy thing happening and it bugs me somewhat. "Dude, I had this dream, and Mary Ann and Ginger were... "

m/m/m is like a Mexican standoff  (click the cut tag, LOLZ).  It's a preponderance of peen, really. (Though there are some stories I do enjoy with this combo.)

I just had an idea for a Torchwood story involving alien tech which comes through the Rift. Of course, it had been Tosh's responsibility to sort through tech and discover what it does, but now that she's gone, the remaining members of the team pick through a box in the conference room once a week and don't press that button! I know what this is, that'll-

Am pretty sure I'm going to write this but if you feel as if you'd like to... I'm definitely not stopping you.

canaana posted TWO Doctor(Nine)/Jack/Rose threesome stories this weekend, to my great delight. More Than Just Surviving is my favorite.

Congratulations to lynnenne for winning Fanged Fetish awards in the Rare Pairings, Threesomes: Best Long Fic/Saga category for Angels & Insects (Angel/Spike/Connor) and runner up for Rare Pairings, Threesomes for Sense Memory (Buffy/Angel/Riley) I'm normally not too jazzed about Riley, but this is perfect. Lovely, lovely imagery.

Looking forward to the next chapter of rm and kalichan's Enough To Go By (Jack/Ianto/Gwen) I am not nagging. I'm anticipating. There's a difference.

I should just make an all threesomes recs list or something, since I certainly bookmark the hell out of them.

( Release the hostage! )

I'm too lazy busy to finish my WIPs so I'm reccin'.  

Stream-of-Blowfish-consciousness and Gareth D L/Marsters/Kartheiser RPS. Whoa! I know! That's what I said. 


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