Threeeee is a magic number. Yes it is.

[51stcenturyfox]

So anyway, I love me some threesomes. In fic. I prefer m/m/f. Logistics. Something about f/f/m has too much of a "chicks performing for a guy"/male fantasy thing happening and it bugs me somewhat. "Dude, I had this dream, and Mary Ann and Ginger were... "

m/m/m is like a Mexican standoff  (click the cut tag, LOLZ).  It's a preponderance of peen, really. (Though there are some stories I do enjoy with this combo.)

I just had an idea for a Torchwood story involving alien tech which comes through the Rift. Of course, it had been Tosh's responsibility to sort through tech and discover what it does, but now that she's gone, the remaining members of the team pick through a box in the conference room once a week and don't press that button! I know what this is, that'll-

Am pretty sure I'm going to write this but if you feel as if you'd like to... I'm definitely not stopping you.

canaana posted TWO Doctor(Nine)/Jack/Rose threesome stories this weekend, to my great delight. More Than Just Surviving is my favorite.

Congratulations to lynnenne for winning Fanged Fetish awards in the Rare Pairings, Threesomes: Best Long Fic/Saga category for Angels & Insects (Angel/Spike/Connor) and runner up for Rare Pairings, Threesomes for Sense Memory (Buffy/Angel/Riley) I'm normally not too jazzed about Riley, but this is perfect. Lovely, lovely imagery.

Looking forward to the next chapter of rm and kalichan's Enough To Go By (Jack/Ianto/Gwen) I am not nagging. I'm anticipating. There's a difference.

I should just make an all threesomes recs list or something, since I certainly bookmark the hell out of them.

 

Comments

[thaddeusfavour.livejournal.com]

It's a preponderance of peen, really.

Yeah? And? So? Failing to see the problem here! :P

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

But you know, I always liked Jenga better than Legos. My mind keeps going to three guys joined and... I don't know. (As long as the story doesn't give me that particular scenario, it's fine.)

I keep imagining the Three Amigos having a swordfight. With soppressata. :D

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

Lots of lard in those sausages.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Dood! I have been devouring those canaana fics. I particularly loved On the Subject of Trust. Vulnerable!Jack! Woot (plus infinity and beyond!)!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I liked that one too. We are being spoiled by threeeeesomes!

You know there's a Doctor/Jack/Rose comm, right?

better_with_3

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

That's a preponderance of pee-pee. And a hell of a hostage negotiation.

This bunny must be written, and by you. AMTDI and the inevitable post-EW threesome, ummmm, yeah. (More ghost-of-Tosh intervention, as well?)

Plz make a threesome rec list. I fucking adore them. In fact, put threesome on the pr0n battle poll, and it will probably trump all my other kinks. And while I agree with you about how lots of f/f/m gets written, TW is one place where one can subvert the shit out of that dynamic. (Think Alice/Emily/Jack, for starters.)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah... Alice/Emily/Jack. Great example of something that's NOT Barbi Twins + boy.

You're writing this, riiiiiiight? :)

Oh! kayliemalinza is writing a Jack/Ianto/Tosh threesome. I HAVE nagged her. I admit it. Because I really want to read that.

And I just read one! Where IS it?

Just Another Day at the Office
http://crowson75.livejournal.com/21130.html

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Yknow what, I WISH there was some f/f/m that isn't Alice/Emily/Jack because gee, those dynamics bore me (to stereotypize it always reads like these two tough women tying up Jack, which, is that female fantasy? I wonder) and they are ALWAYS doing that.

What's wrong with it being a male fantasy? I wish someone would write that because I can't recall a single story that actually does that in TW. f/m/m or m/m/m is SO much more common in TW and probably everywhere BECAUSE people don't write male fantasy. But - what if I'd like to read it. Frankly. Because it's not done in this fandom

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Awww, really? You think Alice/Emily/Jack is overdone?


What's wrong with it being a male fantasy?

Because I'm not a male? :D

You are, though. So... bring it! I bet I'd like your story.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I agree with Foxy. Man up and write it. And I say that with love and lust in my shriveled Cajun-blackened heart.

[lynnenne]

Thank you for the recs! :)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Anytime, anytime!

I really enjoyed these. So very different from each other and so awesome!

[servus-a-manu.livejournal.com]

ZOMG! I love your icon! That movie is in my top 5 of ALL TIME. "Oh C.K. Dexter Haaaaaavennn! Champagne is the great leveleler. It makes you my equal."

Now off to read your fic recs.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Yays!

You may have this icon if you like. I maded it. :D

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

you know what this fandom needs?
a genderfuck tosh/gwen/jack wherein jack is female, and tosh and gwen are both male
someone do it!
do it do it do it!
make it work!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Ha! Oh, that'd be brilliant!

amand_r is working on a story with some gender/body swap... and eeet's very good (I'm beta-reading). And I'll say no more 'til it's public. :D *zip!*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD SO MUCH SMEX SO LITTLE TIME.

[wiredblowfish.livejournal.com]

I got a thing for either a man watching m/f or a woman watching same. But Nine/Rose/Jack has the power to change
me;)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for me...it's really about the setup. I can buy a lot of threesomes or pairings if someone's selling them right. :D

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

also, this threesome: http://community.livejournal.com/ceindreadh_fic/27754.html#cutid1
is kind of hilarious and wonderful

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

AND that's adorable! Heh... awesome (I hoped there would be links and recs in the comments today. The eevil plan is worrrrking!)

[cookiesofkarma.livejournal.com]

Niiiiiice. xD Unfortunately, Nine/Rose/Jack is one of those things I tend to avoid for the fact that although I can see Nine/Rose (if I squint) and Nine/Jack and Jack/Rose, them all jumbled in together squicks me out. Which is weird. XD

Although, if it's a Jack's-just-arrived-and-is-beating-himself-up-over-how-he's-not-worthy-and-then-they-prove-he-is-with-sex, then I manage it. I love those fics. XD

MOAR 3SUM FICS PLZ. :3

Oh, and write that fic plz. You will earn my undying love. :D And why wouldn't you want that?! XD

Oh, and where's all the Time!Agent fic gone? D: I miss my Foxy Badass Boys. T__T

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I've only written Ten/Rose/Jack, because I can't get Nine's voice right. I suppose I could gag him...

Time Agent things? I'm out of steam at the moment, but that could change! I don't want to lose a shot at your undying love. ;)

[sanginmychains.livejournal.com]

Today i am pinned to the couch by a baby who will not brook any disagreement with her Hold The Baby At All Times plan, and so I am thrilled that there are a bunch of threesome recs here. Me, the chair, the baby pinning one arm down so I can't even really write, and the laptop. It works. Thank you.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

YAYS! amand_r sort of expaaaanded on that idea...

http://amand-r.livejournal.com/340519.html

Jack/Alice/Emily!