Threeeee is a magic number. Yes it is.
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51stcenturyfoxSo anyway, I love me some threesomes. In fic. I prefer m/m/f. Logistics. Something about f/f/m has too much of a "chicks performing for a guy"/male fantasy thing happening and it bugs me somewhat. "Dude, I had this dream, and Mary Ann and Ginger were... "
m/m/m is like a Mexican standoff (click the cut tag, LOLZ). It's a preponderance of peen, really. (Though there are some stories I do enjoy with this combo.)
I just had an idea for a Torchwood story involving alien tech which comes through the Rift. Of course, it had been Tosh's responsibility to sort through tech and discover what it does, but now that she's gone, the remaining members of the team pick through a box in the conference room once a week and don't press that button! I know what this is, that'll-
Am pretty sure I'm going to write this but if you feel as if you'd like to... I'm definitely not stopping you.
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canaana posted TWO Doctor(Nine)/Jack/Rose threesome stories this weekend, to my great delight. More Than Just Surviving is my favorite.
Congratulations tolynnenne for winning Fanged Fetish awards in the Rare Pairings, Threesomes: Best Long Fic/Saga category for Angels & Insects (Angel/Spike/Connor) and runner up for Rare Pairings, Threesomes for Sense Memory (Buffy/Angel/Riley) I'm normally not too jazzed about Riley, but this is perfect. Lovely, lovely imagery.
Looking forward to the next chapter ofrm and kalichan's Enough To Go By (Jack/Ianto/Gwen) I am not nagging. I'm anticipating. There's a difference.
I should just make an all threesomes recs list or something, since I certainly bookmark the hell out of them.
m/m/m is like a Mexican standoff (click the cut tag, LOLZ). It's a preponderance of peen, really. (Though there are some stories I do enjoy with this combo.)
I just had an idea for a Torchwood story involving alien tech which comes through the Rift. Of course, it had been Tosh's responsibility to sort through tech and discover what it does, but now that she's gone, the remaining members of the team pick through a box in the conference room once a week and don't press that button! I know what this is, that'll-
Am pretty sure I'm going to write this but if you feel as if you'd like to... I'm definitely not stopping you.
canaana posted TWO Doctor(Nine)/Jack/Rose threesome stories this weekend, to my great delight. More Than Just Surviving is my favorite. Congratulations to
lynnenne for winning Fanged Fetish awards in the Rare Pairings, Threesomes: Best Long Fic/Saga category for Angels & Insects (Angel/Spike/Connor) and runner up for Rare Pairings, Threesomes for Sense Memory (Buffy/Angel/Riley) I'm normally not too jazzed about Riley, but this is perfect. Lovely, lovely imagery.Looking forward to the next chapter of
rm and kalichan's Enough To Go By (Jack/Ianto/Gwen) I am not nagging. I'm anticipating. There's a difference.I should just make an all threesomes recs list or something, since I certainly bookmark the hell out of them.
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Date: 2009-06-01 04:19 pm (UTC)What's wrong with it being a male fantasy?
Because I'm not a male? :D
You are, though. So... bring it! I bet I'd like your story.
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Date: 2009-06-01 04:21 pm (UTC)And nah, I don't write porn :P
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Date: 2009-06-01 04:27 pm (UTC)It doesn't have to be porn. It could be threesome curtain!fic. :D
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Date: 2009-06-01 04:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-06-01 04:37 pm (UTC)And he'd do the dance to Call Me.
Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-01 04:36 pm (UTC)Alice: I agree! They bring out the color in Jack's eyes!
Emily: Too true. Jack, what do you think?
Jack: Mmmreepeemmgm.
Alice: Oops! (takes out gag)
Jack: I think they fucking suck.
Emily: (applies electrodes)
Oh, wait. That wasn't where I wanted to go.
Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-01 04:40 pm (UTC)Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-01 04:47 pm (UTC)applied the electrodestwisted the glass handle of the dildo gently. He hadn't really anticipated thet things would develop this way, but well, the ladies were demanding and what man doesn't like having two women? Or two women having him at once?Emily panted and reached up with one hand to pull him down into a kiss, and the movement startled Alice, who thrust into Jack with more force as she fell forward. Jesus, that was surprising. Alice's hands came around to tease Emily's clit, caressing it and the join of her cunt and Jack's cock.
"Slowly, Jack," Alice said, "I will be wanting you after."
Jack almost came right then and there. Emily smiled and turned her head into the cushion of the sofa, her face red with exertion, possibly because Alice and Jack were placing a bit of weight on her. Possibly because her corset was still on. Jack used a few fingers to untie the front laces. He desperately wished he could free her breasts.
***
Okay. I just ran out of steam.
Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-01 04:50 pm (UTC)Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-01 04:52 pm (UTC)Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-01 04:50 pm (UTC)Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-01 04:53 pm (UTC)Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-01 05:12 pm (UTC)And yeah, electrodes. I don't like the idea of Jack being forced to do things.
"I wake up with a bottle sticking out of my chest and then these bitchez wire me up? WTF!"
Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-01 05:14 pm (UTC)Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-01 05:37 pm (UTC)peen resurrectiongauntlet in a serious way.Love the two A/E/J snippets. Love. And yeah, I'm not so interested in the hardcore-lezzies-turn-Jack-into-a-dildo scenario myself. I'd rather see something where the dynamic flips about a bit. Something for everyone.
Shit, amand_r, Jack's corset fetish is MY PERSONAL CANON. Already in one fic and I'm trying to work it into another. You are using your Evil Internet Powers to digitize my brain, I swear (or maybe it's the contact high from the bong hits).
Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-01 05:40 pm (UTC)I'm doing it right now.
No, I think you're right. Maybe this should be like the hidden level challenge for the comment porn battle: Jack/Emily/Alice non-bondage. Annnnd, now I have an additional story. Fcuk (sp-lol).
Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-01 05:47 pm (UTC)I believe that's pronounced "Sploe-LOL".
Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-01 05:49 pm (UTC)Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-01 05:51 pm (UTC)Okay, I will if you will. Whatever the challenge turns out to be.
There's an Alice diary snippet buried somewhere in the BBC extras. Full of bunnies, if I recall.
Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-01 05:55 pm (UTC)Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-02 09:53 pm (UTC)Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic
Date: 2009-06-02 09:55 pm (UTC)