Threeeee is a magic number. Yes it is.

[51stcenturyfox]

So anyway, I love me some threesomes. In fic. I prefer m/m/f. Logistics. Something about f/f/m has too much of a "chicks performing for a guy"/male fantasy thing happening and it bugs me somewhat. "Dude, I had this dream, and Mary Ann and Ginger were... "

m/m/m is like a Mexican standoff  (click the cut tag, LOLZ).  It's a preponderance of peen, really. (Though there are some stories I do enjoy with this combo.)

I just had an idea for a Torchwood story involving alien tech which comes through the Rift. Of course, it had been Tosh's responsibility to sort through tech and discover what it does, but now that she's gone, the remaining members of the team pick through a box in the conference room once a week and don't press that button! I know what this is, that'll-

Am pretty sure I'm going to write this but if you feel as if you'd like to... I'm definitely not stopping you.

canaana posted TWO Doctor(Nine)/Jack/Rose threesome stories this weekend, to my great delight. More Than Just Surviving is my favorite.

Congratulations to lynnenne for winning Fanged Fetish awards in the Rare Pairings, Threesomes: Best Long Fic/Saga category for Angels & Insects (Angel/Spike/Connor) and runner up for Rare Pairings, Threesomes for Sense Memory (Buffy/Angel/Riley) I'm normally not too jazzed about Riley, but this is perfect. Lovely, lovely imagery.

Looking forward to the next chapter of rm and kalichan's Enough To Go By (Jack/Ianto/Gwen) I am not nagging. I'm anticipating. There's a difference.

I should just make an all threesomes recs list or something, since I certainly bookmark the hell out of them.

 

Comments

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Yknow what, I WISH there was some f/f/m that isn't Alice/Emily/Jack because gee, those dynamics bore me (to stereotypize it always reads like these two tough women tying up Jack, which, is that female fantasy? I wonder) and they are ALWAYS doing that.

What's wrong with it being a male fantasy? I wish someone would write that because I can't recall a single story that actually does that in TW. f/m/m or m/m/m is SO much more common in TW and probably everywhere BECAUSE people don't write male fantasy. But - what if I'd like to read it. Frankly. Because it's not done in this fandom

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Awww, really? You think Alice/Emily/Jack is overdone?


What's wrong with it being a male fantasy?

Because I'm not a male? :D

You are, though. So... bring it! I bet I'd like your story.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think it is. Because the only version of that combination of people I have seen is Two Hardcore Lesbians Tie Up Jack And Have Their Way With Him and I'm like, dude, it's boring, it's not sexy after the first time and it's total female fantasy of using the guy as a sextoy. Yknow what I mean?

And nah, I don't write porn :P

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. What, sorry?

It doesn't have to be porn. It could be threesome curtain!fic. :D

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I don't think Ianto is the type to marry/have curtains. Neither is Owen, even if he'd quite enjoy Gwen and Tosh in his bed

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Owen would have miniblinds, like Richard Gere in American Gigolo.

And he'd do the dance to Call Me.

Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Emily: I say, what about this? I adore this colour!
Alice: I agree! They bring out the color in Jack's eyes!
Emily: Too true. Jack, what do you think?
Jack: Mmmreepeemmgm.
Alice: Oops! (takes out gag)
Jack: I think they fucking suck.
Emily: (applies electrodes)

Oh, wait. That wasn't where I wanted to go.

Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Lol see that is Emily/Alice/Jack fic! I want to read non-stereotypical Emily/Alice/Jack now.

Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Jack rode Emily on the sofa, and Alice applied the electrodes twisted the glass handle of the dildo gently. He hadn't really anticipated thet things would develop this way, but well, the ladies were demanding and what man doesn't like having two women? Or two women having him at once?

Emily panted and reached up with one hand to pull him down into a kiss, and the movement startled Alice, who thrust into Jack with more force as she fell forward. Jesus, that was surprising. Alice's hands came around to tease Emily's clit, caressing it and the join of her cunt and Jack's cock.

"Slowly, Jack," Alice said, "I will be wanting you after."

Jack almost came right then and there. Emily smiled and turned her head into the cushion of the sofa, her face red with exertion, possibly because Alice and Jack were placing a bit of weight on her. Possibly because her corset was still on. Jack used a few fingers to untie the front laces. He desperately wished he could free her breasts.

***

Okay. I just ran out of steam.

Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic

[alba17.livejournal.com]

That was fun! But not curtain!fic. :)

Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that wasn't my goal. The other one was curtain!fic.

Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I really like that!

Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

It was actually really hard to do. It's like writing fic in which they aren't domineering is REALLY hard.

Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

That's 'cause they're bossay and sassay.

And yeah, electrodes. I don't like the idea of Jack being forced to do things.

"I wake up with a bottle sticking out of my chest and then these bitchez wire me up? WTF!"

Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic

[sanginmychains.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

Re: Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT WENT IN THE DELETED SCENES. TRUFAX.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I agree with Foxy. Man up and write it. And I say that with love and lust in my shriveled Cajun-blackened heart.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I don't do porn. LOL Well I do it, but I don't write it, is what I'm saying :P I'm rubbish at writing sex.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Hahaaahahaha. Me too, on all counts!

I'm already writing a story that's your fault.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

My fault?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Well, not your fault. I think you were the first one to mention that it would be interesting for Ianto to have a roommate.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I might have indeed said that some point, actually, 'cause it would be.

Awesomeness, are you writing that?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

It's at the cleaners as we speak.

[alba17.livejournal.com]

I'm curious too. I like that idea.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

It has the dreaded OC, and it doesn't have any porn in it, so I'll be curious as to its reception.

Man I am just hijacking everyone's posts today. Sorry, people!

::covers mouth with hands::