Threeeee is a magic number. Yes it is.

[51stcenturyfox]

So anyway, I love me some threesomes. In fic. I prefer m/m/f. Logistics. Something about f/f/m has too much of a "chicks performing for a guy"/male fantasy thing happening and it bugs me somewhat. "Dude, I had this dream, and Mary Ann and Ginger were... "

m/m/m is like a Mexican standoff  (click the cut tag, LOLZ).  It's a preponderance of peen, really. (Though there are some stories I do enjoy with this combo.)

I just had an idea for a Torchwood story involving alien tech which comes through the Rift. Of course, it had been Tosh's responsibility to sort through tech and discover what it does, but now that she's gone, the remaining members of the team pick through a box in the conference room once a week and don't press that button! I know what this is, that'll-

Am pretty sure I'm going to write this but if you feel as if you'd like to... I'm definitely not stopping you.

canaana posted TWO Doctor(Nine)/Jack/Rose threesome stories this weekend, to my great delight. More Than Just Surviving is my favorite.

Congratulations to lynnenne for winning Fanged Fetish awards in the Rare Pairings, Threesomes: Best Long Fic/Saga category for Angels & Insects (Angel/Spike/Connor) and runner up for Rare Pairings, Threesomes for Sense Memory (Buffy/Angel/Riley) I'm normally not too jazzed about Riley, but this is perfect. Lovely, lovely imagery.

Looking forward to the next chapter of rm and kalichan's Enough To Go By (Jack/Ianto/Gwen) I am not nagging. I'm anticipating. There's a difference.

I should just make an all threesomes recs list or something, since I certainly bookmark the hell out of them.

 

Comments

[thaddeusfavour.livejournal.com]

It's a preponderance of peen, really.

Yeah? And? So? Failing to see the problem here! :P

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Dood! I have been devouring those canaana fics. I particularly loved On the Subject of Trust. Vulnerable!Jack! Woot (plus infinity and beyond!)!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

But you know, I always liked Jenga better than Legos. My mind keeps going to three guys joined and... I don't know. (As long as the story doesn't give me that particular scenario, it's fine.)

I keep imagining the Three Amigos having a swordfight. With soppressata. :D

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I liked that one too. We are being spoiled by threeeeesomes!

You know there's a Doctor/Jack/Rose comm, right?

better_with_3

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

That's a preponderance of pee-pee. And a hell of a hostage negotiation.

This bunny must be written, and by you. AMTDI and the inevitable post-EW threesome, ummmm, yeah. (More ghost-of-Tosh intervention, as well?)

Plz make a threesome rec list. I fucking adore them. In fact, put threesome on the pr0n battle poll, and it will probably trump all my other kinks. And while I agree with you about how lots of f/f/m gets written, TW is one place where one can subvert the shit out of that dynamic. (Think Alice/Emily/Jack, for starters.)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah... Alice/Emily/Jack. Great example of something that's NOT Barbi Twins + boy.

You're writing this, riiiiiiight? :)

Oh! kayliemalinza is writing a Jack/Ianto/Tosh threesome. I HAVE nagged her. I admit it. Because I really want to read that.

And I just read one! Where IS it?

Just Another Day at the Office
http://crowson75.livejournal.com/21130.html

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Yknow what, I WISH there was some f/f/m that isn't Alice/Emily/Jack because gee, those dynamics bore me (to stereotypize it always reads like these two tough women tying up Jack, which, is that female fantasy? I wonder) and they are ALWAYS doing that.

What's wrong with it being a male fantasy? I wish someone would write that because I can't recall a single story that actually does that in TW. f/m/m or m/m/m is SO much more common in TW and probably everywhere BECAUSE people don't write male fantasy. But - what if I'd like to read it. Frankly. Because it's not done in this fandom

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's where I got them! I need more Jack/Ianto/Gwen. and it needs a portmanteau, like Gwackto.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Awww, really? You think Alice/Emily/Jack is overdone?


What's wrong with it being a male fantasy?

Because I'm not a male? :D

You are, though. So... bring it! I bet I'd like your story.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I agree with Foxy. Man up and write it. And I say that with love and lust in my shriveled Cajun-blackened heart.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think it is. Because the only version of that combination of people I have seen is Two Hardcore Lesbians Tie Up Jack And Have Their Way With Him and I'm like, dude, it's boring, it's not sexy after the first time and it's total female fantasy of using the guy as a sextoy. Yknow what I mean?

And nah, I don't write porn :P

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I don't do porn. LOL Well I do it, but I don't write it, is what I'm saying :P I'm rubbish at writing sex.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Gwackto sounds like something in an infomercial, like the ShamWow.

"Ya followin' me, camera guy?"

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. What, sorry?

It doesn't have to be porn. It could be threesome curtain!fic. :D

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Hahaaahahaha. Me too, on all counts!

I'm already writing a story that's your fault.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I don't think Ianto is the type to marry/have curtains. Neither is Owen, even if he'd quite enjoy Gwen and Tosh in his bed

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

"Ya followin' me, camera guy?"

Yes. Yes, I am. PORN STRAIGHT TO VIDEO.

What I like about your icon is that Ianto is in the background, smug sort of, as if he's saying, 'Yes. Yes. Slowly. Do it slowly. More sexy.'

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

My fault?

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Heh! It's a set photo. I like that about it as well.

Ianto is so kinky. It would totally be his idea if alien tech weren't involved.

Jack/Emily/Alice curtain!fic

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Emily: I say, what about this? I adore this colour!
Alice: I agree! They bring out the color in Jack's eyes!
Emily: Too true. Jack, what do you think?
Jack: Mmmreepeemmgm.
Alice: Oops! (takes out gag)
Jack: I think they fucking suck.
Emily: (applies electrodes)

Oh, wait. That wasn't where I wanted to go.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Well, not your fault. I think you were the first one to mention that it would be interesting for Ianto to have a roommate.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Owen would have miniblinds, like Richard Gere in American Gigolo.

And he'd do the dance to Call Me.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

STILL, HOW AMUSING IS THAT PHOTO.

Sip it. Slowly.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I might have indeed said that some point, actually, 'cause it would be.

Awesomeness, are you writing that?

[lynnenne]

Thank you for the recs! :)