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Thank you to all who took part in or commented on the weekend's porn battle! \O/ There were piles of smokin' fic and art and a good time was had by all. :D

Practically every pairing you could imagine is there, and most people managed more than one of the prompts in a story. YOU ARE SUPERSTARS!

(LiveJournal did some funky things with comments to a few fics going to the main post and not the comment-fic, if that makes sense -- it's a known issue.) *thwaps LJ*

I didn't write a thing! The story in my head at the moment is an Amy story and not even smut. So there. ;)

ETA:

azn_jack_fiend has listed all of the battlers and handed out awards, here in the comments. :D

The seventh (!) Torchwood/Doctor Who Porn Battle is this weekend and the prompts are: water, oral sex and crossdressing.

Here is the link to previous battles Rules are same/same.

It'll be held at

cruentum 's fic journal,

cyus (whenever Nick opens the battle post for dirty business on Saturday morning) and the discussion post will be: this one. Any questions? Ask them here!

Be there or be square.

cruentum likes the water part of the prompts best, I think!

I was having trouble finding these because my tags are fail, so they are now linked from one post. Don't say I never did anything for you!

(BTW, Nick and I are cooking up another porn battle for May. Details TBA!)

( that's a lot of porn )

*digs out* OH THERE'S THE SKY!

There are worse things than being in a pornish pile-on, gotta say. It's like a cuddle party of fic. Jack/Ianto, Jack/Gwen, Gwen/Ianto, Jack/Tosh, Tosh/Owen, Donna/Doctor/Master (FOR THE WIN), Jack/Tardis, Jack/Alonso, Star Wars and Merlin and Dune crossovers, Suzie/Tosh, Lady Christina/Donna, Jack/John, Gwen/Rhys, Jack/Rose/Nine, PC Andy/Ianto and kink involving Dinky toys and a My Little Pony. Don't try this at home, kids!

The battle continues through today (and you know the kink memes:

touchyerwood and

sizeofthatthing always need love if you can't fit one of the prompts in the battle!)

Current Location: Roald Dahl Plass, Cardiff
Current Music: Berlin - Sex (i'm a...) | Powered by Last.fm

Hey, it's party time! Everybody's welcome to kick in some porn!

The three themes this weekend are: Toys, the Plass and Telepathy!

( Unf! )

Current Location: Roald Dahl Plass, Cardiff

The weekend after next,

cruentum /

cyus and I are hosting another little party. Hope you can come!

ETA: There will be an official post put up on Saturday morning at O'When-I-Get-Up, Eastern Standard Time. Sorry for any confusion - this usually goes in the daily on Saturday! :D
( big banner was big )

Current Music: Berlin - Sex (i'm a...) | Powered by Last.fm

So! *cracks knuckles*. [Poll #1483699]

Current Music: Depeche Mode - I Want You Now | Powered by Last.fm

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Current Music: Stereo MC's - Bring It On | Powered by Last.fm

Because putting hats on Torchwood characters is never not funny...

http://pics.livejournal.com/51stcenturyfox/pic/00061c0h

So... the poll results were:

- Historical Eras/Time Travel
- Real!Sex/Fail!Sex (Sex can be awkward, messy, strange... and hey, there's the morning after!)
- Enclosed Spaces/Tight Quarters

I wanted to make a banner featuring sloppy TARDIS sexin', but I'm just not that good at Photoshop, pals.

See you next weekend, we hope! Please tell your friends. :)

Current Music: Aerosmith - Love in an Elevator | Powered by Last.fm

[Poll #1441528]
*Contemplative!Jack animation by

cowboyhd

Current Location: In mah bunk!
Current Music: Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi | Powered by Last.fm

So, what say you to another Porn Battle? The dirty weekend hasn't been determined; I'll have to check with my intrepid co-host

cruentum. We'd sort of joked about topics/themes like "NOT interrupted by beans", but we'd love to have suggestions. We'll probably choose the top three prompts again, so slap ideas down in the comments to this post and we'll create a poll to select the top prompts. We won't do any we've already covered, like voyeurism or alien sex gas. :D

Meanwhile the Doctor Who/Torchwood prompt-based battle conveniently located at

dwtw_pornbattle is ongoing. I may have accidentally committed some Jack/Gwen smut this morning. WHOOPS!

Current Music: Frida - I Know There's Something Going On | Powered by Last.fm

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Hey, it's party time! Everybody's welcome to kick in some porn!

Yes, three themes this weekend: Drunk!Sex, Edging/Teasing and Threesomes!

( Unf! )

Chat here. : )

( Click! )

cruentum and I greatly appreciate any promotion/pimping for the event. Hope to see you this weekend!

ETA: Yes, it'll be hosted at Foxy's joint this time. Crossovers are still copacetic. The party may start earlier... we have two- continent coverage now. :)

Current Music: Oasis - Champagne Supernova | Powered by Last.fm

It's next weekend: June 13-14. Already, right? I know!

This will be the last one before Torchwood S3 in July.

andreth47 will not be co-hosting; she has things ta do! So please welcome your new ~~lord and master~~, co-host,

cruentum. (Nick)

Aaaaand we have a poll for your inspirational pleasure. You can choose more than one, and we'll pick the top three for the battle.

( Clickity clickage! )

Your thoughts and other ideas are more than welcome in the comments! Feel free to discuss ideas, share prompts, etc. :)

Current Music: Duran Duran - Skin Trade | Powered by Last.fm

...of Dreamwidth. Maybe. I keep forgetting to update there/synch so i don't have the new journal things added here posted on that platform.

It's very similar to LiveJournal, so the difference is... it's newer? Shinier? Run by fen?

I'm unconvinced that it's necessary (unless LJ goes down, is re-sold, etc.) Are InsaneJournal and JournalFen pulling in the do$h?

Updates:

Am polishing a story with

neifile7 We're refining the collab process as we go about it. :)

In honor of Memorial Day in the US and Real!Jack, the week's theme for the drabble community

tw100 is The Fallen. I haven't done any drabbles for a while but do miss it.

Two of the anonymous porn battle stories have been claimed by their authors -

angstslashhope (Intermezzo) and

cruentum (Tosh/Gwen), have claimed their tales. There are also some newer submissions on page two. Do let writers know if you liked their stuff, and check out their other fic. (We've been asked again, and yep... it's totally fine to repost your stories on your LJ/comms. They're yours.) :)

( I will go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight )

Current Music: Inner City - Big Fun | Powered by Last.fm

The Porn Battle is over and we all won again. :) We've had the largest response so far and

andreth47 and I would like to thank everyone who took part.

These are the porntributors (some of whom wrote more than one story!):

andreth47 ,

thrace_adams ,

wailing_owl ,

blue_fjords ,

wiredblowfish ,

amand_r ,

marita_c ,

enemyfrigate ,

topgeargirl2 ,

lefaym ,

verasteine ,

alba17 ,

cruentum ,

into_officeboys ,

cookiesofkarma,

dvanulya and - count 'em - three VERY talented anonymous writers.

Please feel free to re-post on your own journals, though we'll leave the battle post stickied in place for a while. After that, you'll find the link in my sidebar. We'll probably host another monthly Battle before Children of Earth airs but we'll conduct a poll to see what you'd like to write/read. (Multiple themes worked nicely!)

joanne_c has opened a Porn Battle comm as well. DATES TBA.

( The one and only reason is fun, fun, fun )

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Hey, it's party time! Everybody's welcome to kick in some porn!

Yes, three themes this weekend: Aliens Made Them Do it, Sex in the Torchwood SUV and Solo Sexing!

( Unf! )

Current Music: Cyndi Lauper - She Bop | Powered by Last.fm

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Coming up: the monthly comment porn battle. The battle with no losers, except your fingers. (They might be sore. From typing.)

andreth47 's poll was split, so the topics are:

AMTDI (Aliens Made Them Do It)*

Self-pleasure

Sex in the Torchwood SUV.

Feel free to choose one of these or combine for a sort of pornographic mélange.

*Everyone knows aliens are pervy.

ETA: A video with Mary in it. And sex-gassed Carys.

( Not all aliens are scrubs )

Current Music: Billy Idol - Dancing with Myself | Powered by Last.fm

for the weekend of May 16-17

Details and a poll coming soon! (@

andreth47's den)

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Current Music: Sonic Youth-Sugar Kane

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