The internet is for porn (battles)
Aug. 3rd, 2009 11:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
51stcenturyfoxSo, what say you to another Porn Battle? The dirty weekend hasn't been determined; I'll have to check with my intrepid co-host
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cruentum. We'd sort of joked about topics/themes like "NOT interrupted by beans", but we'd love to have suggestions. We'll probably choose the top three prompts again, so slap ideas down in the comments to this post and we'll create a poll to select the top prompts. We won't do any we've already covered, like voyeurism or alien sex gas. :D Meanwhile the Doctor Who/Torchwood prompt-based battle conveniently located at
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dwtw_pornbattle is ongoing. I may have accidentally committed some Jack/Gwen smut this morning. WHOOPS!![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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Date: 2009-08-03 04:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-08-03 04:54 pm (UTC)To explain, sex like it actually happens with all the awkward situations, funny noises, jewelry getting stuck in hair, people saying "eew" during oral sex, erections that don't really happen... in other words, sex like it doesn't usually happen in those fan fictions and other erotica and/or porn of choice
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Date: 2009-08-03 05:03 pm (UTC)Hope you don't pick the weekend I go back to work...
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Date: 2009-08-03 05:48 pm (UTC)Actually, that could be HILARIOUS! XD Bad romance novel, bad yaoi manga scenarios...
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Date: 2009-08-03 08:33 pm (UTC)that would totally hit my kinks, especially if there was corporal punishment. :P
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Date: 2009-08-03 08:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-08-03 08:34 pm (UTC)I KNOW ALL ABOUT FAIL!SEX
Let's do this thing.
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Date: 2009-08-03 10:04 pm (UTC)As long as someone gets off. Maybe the reader. LOLZ! :D
Seriously, I find it hard to imagine JACK having fail!sex. I bet he always has a backup plan.
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Date: 2009-08-03 10:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-03 11:05 pm (UTC)All of these carbs are probably bad news.
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Date: 2009-08-03 11:50 pm (UTC)I am also comitting Jack/Gwen smut at the moment. Not ready to post yet though.
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Date: 2009-08-04 12:15 am (UTC)I need to clean mine up a bit to post on a comm, but battles get the ink flowing, anyway. :)
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Date: 2009-08-04 12:56 am (UTC)how about an Ancient Egypt setting of some sort. I'm being vague on purpose because 1) I don't know much about that time period and 2) I think it's be interesting to see what the author can come up with.
I don't think I've ever seen this done so the possibilities are endless.
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Date: 2009-08-04 01:32 am (UTC)It could even tie into the costumes/cosplay idea above.
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Date: 2009-08-04 05:03 am (UTC)Though I do like the idea of fail!sex.
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Date: 2009-08-04 01:54 pm (UTC)Have you guys done fetishes yet?
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Date: 2009-08-08 06:35 am (UTC)We've done drunk!sex recently, so maybe that one might have to sit out a round before adding it in.