The internet is for porn (battles)

[51stcenturyfox]

So, what say you to another Porn Battle?  The dirty weekend hasn't been determined; I'll have to check with my intrepid co-host cruentum.  We'd sort of joked about topics/themes like "NOT interrupted by beans", but we'd love to have suggestions. We'll probably choose the top three prompts again, so slap ideas down in the comments to this post and we'll create a poll to select the top prompts. We won't do any we've already covered, like voyeurism or alien sex gas. :D

Meanwhile the Doctor Who/Torchwood prompt-based battle conveniently located at dwtw_pornbattle  is ongoing. I may have accidentally committed some Jack/Gwen smut this morning. WHOOPS!

Comments

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

*clapping* I'd really love to read that, actually. :D

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

it's one of those things that you'd think would be really fun, but would turn out to be damn near impossible (and very impractical, probably)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I know. I just can't imagine people being in space and not thinking... "Let's try THAT." :D

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

i know i'd want to

[hanuueshe.livejournal.com]

Like beach sex.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Wellll, that depends on the fluffiness and/or rockiness of the sand and how damp it is. And the time of day! And towels!

[hanuueshe.livejournal.com]

OMG, NO AMOUNT OF TOWELS CAN PROTECT YOU FROM SAND!!!!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

You're... right, actually.

That's why you have to do it on the water's edge! The tide!

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

nope, you still get sand in your crotch

beach sex only looks good

[canaana.livejournal.com]

I think for ZG sex to be anything *but* fail!sex, velcro has to be involved. And/or bungee cords.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

velcro... and you thought regular sex noises were funny

[canaana.livejournal.com]

*snerks*