The internet is for porn (battles)
Aug. 3rd, 2009 11:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
51stcenturyfoxSo, what say you to another Porn Battle? The dirty weekend hasn't been determined; I'll have to check with my intrepid co-host
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cruentum. We'd sort of joked about topics/themes like "NOT interrupted by beans", but we'd love to have suggestions. We'll probably choose the top three prompts again, so slap ideas down in the comments to this post and we'll create a poll to select the top prompts. We won't do any we've already covered, like voyeurism or alien sex gas. :D Meanwhile the Doctor Who/Torchwood prompt-based battle conveniently located at
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dwtw_pornbattle is ongoing. I may have accidentally committed some Jack/Gwen smut this morning. WHOOPS!![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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Date: 2009-08-03 04:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-03 04:54 pm (UTC)To explain, sex like it actually happens with all the awkward situations, funny noises, jewelry getting stuck in hair, people saying "eew" during oral sex, erections that don't really happen... in other words, sex like it doesn't usually happen in those fan fictions and other erotica and/or porn of choice
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Date: 2009-08-03 05:03 pm (UTC)Hope you don't pick the weekend I go back to work...
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Date: 2009-08-03 05:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-08-03 05:48 pm (UTC)Actually, that could be HILARIOUS! XD Bad romance novel, bad yaoi manga scenarios...
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Date: 2009-08-03 05:53 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-08-03 08:33 pm (UTC)that would totally hit my kinks, especially if there was corporal punishment. :P
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Date: 2009-08-03 08:34 pm (UTC)I KNOW ALL ABOUT FAIL!SEX
Let's do this thing.
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Date: 2009-08-03 09:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-08-03 09:59 pm (UTC)Haha, I'll mod aka read the porn other people write.
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Date: 2009-08-03 09:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-03 10:00 pm (UTC)I could totally see Ianto in the uniform. What would Jack wear?
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Date: 2009-08-03 10:02 pm (UTC)My porn consists of mostly setup and four lines of actual sex. See today's for evidence. :D
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Date: 2009-08-03 10:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-03 10:04 pm (UTC)As long as someone gets off. Maybe the reader. LOLZ! :D
Seriously, I find it hard to imagine JACK having fail!sex. I bet he always has a backup plan.
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Date: 2009-08-03 10:05 pm (UTC)Lol. Not that I don't have IDEAS. The original twitter conversation about it proved I've had more than enough ideas then.
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