The internet is for porn (battles)

[51stcenturyfox]

So, what say you to another Porn Battle?  The dirty weekend hasn't been determined; I'll have to check with my intrepid co-host cruentum.  We'd sort of joked about topics/themes like "NOT interrupted by beans", but we'd love to have suggestions. We'll probably choose the top three prompts again, so slap ideas down in the comments to this post and we'll create a poll to select the top prompts. We won't do any we've already covered, like voyeurism or alien sex gas. :D

Meanwhile the Doctor Who/Torchwood prompt-based battle conveniently located at dwtw_pornbattle  is ongoing. I may have accidentally committed some Jack/Gwen smut this morning. WHOOPS!

Comments

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Real!sex/Fail!sex

To explain, sex like it actually happens with all the awkward situations, funny noises, jewelry getting stuck in hair, people saying "eew" during oral sex, erections that don't really happen... in other words, sex like it doesn't usually happen in those fan fictions and other erotica and/or porn of choice

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

It looks like loads of people love that idea, Nick. You probably have a fic idea in mind already?

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I'm the guy who doesn't write porn, Foxy!

Haha, I'll mod aka read the porn other people write.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

And yet you have an entry in every single battle so far...

My porn consists of mostly setup and four lines of actual sex. See today's for evidence. :D

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

My porn has people holding hands. My porn beats your porn in the 'least actual percentage of porn in fic' contest!!!

Lol. Not that I don't have IDEAS. The original twitter conversation about it proved I've had more than enough ideas then.

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

Bet you'd do a good line in coitus interruptus, though.

[sanginmychains.livejournal.com]

Yeah i loved this idea when it came up awhile back. Adore it. Wonder if I'm brave enough to actually write it?