The internet is for porn (battles)

[51stcenturyfox]

So, what say you to another Porn Battle?  The dirty weekend hasn't been determined; I'll have to check with my intrepid co-host cruentum.  We'd sort of joked about topics/themes like "NOT interrupted by beans", but we'd love to have suggestions. We'll probably choose the top three prompts again, so slap ideas down in the comments to this post and we'll create a poll to select the top prompts. We won't do any we've already covered, like voyeurism or alien sex gas. :D

Meanwhile the Doctor Who/Torchwood prompt-based battle conveniently located at dwtw_pornbattle  is ongoing. I may have accidentally committed some Jack/Gwen smut this morning. WHOOPS!

Comments

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

Cross-dressing. Cosplaying.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

YES! Very nice. I don't think that's been suggested before, except in terms of lingerie. :)

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Real!sex/Fail!sex

To explain, sex like it actually happens with all the awkward situations, funny noises, jewelry getting stuck in hair, people saying "eew" during oral sex, erections that don't really happen... in other words, sex like it doesn't usually happen in those fan fictions and other erotica and/or porn of choice

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

It looks like loads of people love that idea, Nick. You probably have a fic idea in mind already?

[sanginmychains.livejournal.com]

Yeah i loved this idea when it came up awhile back. Adore it. Wonder if I'm brave enough to actually write it?

[dvanulya.livejournal.com]

Hey, seriously, how about interrupted sex? (Unintentional) edging? Delayed (big time) orgasm?

Hope you don't pick the weekend I go back to work...

[dvanulya.livejournal.com]

All of which, you know, could be considered a subset of fail!sex.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

We totes did edging! It was awesome!

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

I'd like the not interrupted by beans bit. And I want to do this Johnson/Alice thing, but it would totes fit into crue's fail!sex. So I'm up for beans and fail.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Sexus NonInterruptus. I'd say coitus, but whenever I hear that word I think of cross-sections of uteri from sex-ed class. :D JOHNSON and ALICE? Magic!

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

Been reading too much yaoi manga... suddenly I had visions of Jack being a teacher and Ianto being the quiet school boy in a gakuran...

Actually, that could be HILARIOUS! XD Bad romance novel, bad yaoi manga scenarios...

[phaetonschariot.livejournal.com]

suddenly I had visions of Jack being a teacher and Ianto being the quiet school boy

that would totally hit my kinks, especially if there was corporal punishment. :P

[phaetonschariot.livejournal.com]

lol I just realised that I should probably get on writing my rounds_of_kink prompts before they're due.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

*NUDGE NUDGE*

[shane-mayhem.livejournal.com]

Y'know....I really kind of like fail!sex as an idea. :D

I KNOW ALL ABOUT FAIL!SEX

Let's do this thing.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Everybody knows all about fail!sex!

As long as someone gets off. Maybe the reader. LOLZ! :D


Seriously, I find it hard to imagine JACK having fail!sex. I bet he always has a backup plan.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

all of this talk made me think of zero-g fail!sex...

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

*clapping* I'd really love to read that, actually. :D

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

BTW, that WHOOPS made for a nice little pornish elevensies. And unlike you, I do NOT skip breakfast. :)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And YOU are smarter than I. I did manage a bagel at some point and I have pasta on now. AM STARVING.

All of these carbs are probably bad news.

[lefaym.livejournal.com]

I like the fail!sex idea too.

I am also comitting Jack/Gwen smut at the moment. Not ready to post yet though.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Looking forward to it! Please nudge me when you do if I'm "head in the clouds" that day.

I need to clean mine up a bit to post on a comm, but battles get the ink flowing, anyway. :)

[rednwhiterose.livejournal.com]

This is what I get for watching the History Channel but...

how about an Ancient Egypt setting of some sort. I'm being vague on purpose because 1) I don't know much about that time period and 2) I think it's be interesting to see what the author can come up with.

I don't think I've ever seen this done so the possibilities are endless.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

How about historic eras? Not as specific, but fun!

It could even tie into the costumes/cosplay idea above.

[topgeargirl2.livejournal.com]

Cool just like the idea of another porn battle.

Though I do like the idea of fail!sex.

[allmadhere.livejournal.com]

I LOVE the fail!/real!sex idea.

Have you guys done fetishes yet?

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

We've done a few! Not really specific things, but we've done voyeurism and others. Really should make a list and organize these so we'll remember what we haven't hit yet! :)

[wiredblowfish.livejournal.com]

Fail!sex sounds like fun. Howsa' bout drugs and sex. They go together like chocolate and peanut butter:)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Or drugs and sex!

We've done drunk!sex recently, so maybe that one might have to sit out a round before adding it in.