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My Yuletide fics are amazing!!!!!

Thank you for the radballs What's Your Number fic, you guys. A story AND a treat! I have never, ever gotten a Yuletide treat.

nothing to keep us apart - Colin's band catches a break. Things get a little surreal.

The Darling Detective Agency Versus the Christmas Crime Spree - “I can't believe you took the Santa case,” Colin said.

Because Sam liked them too, he's streaming What's Your Number at 12pm CT (link to copperbadge's LiveStream via my tumblr.)


THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU writers! I will have more to say but I have some family junk to do today!

Title: Modern Rituals
Universe: MCU
Pairings: Steve/Clint/Coulson (Clint/Coulson established)
Characters: Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Phil Coulson
Words: 2,390
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Summary: There are some baffling things fellas do these days, like get rid of their body hair. It's supposed to be sexy, Clint tells him.

Author: 51stcenturyfox
Title: Flicking A Switch
Universe: MCU
Pairings: Steve/Tony, Steve & Tony friendship first, past Pepper/Tony
Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, JARVIS
Words: 1,930
Rating: PG
Warnings: CNTW. Memory loss
Summary: He looks at footage of Howard Stark and of himself with Peggy’s picture in his compass, reads over her file again, and he feels...he’s not sure what he feels, exactly. He cared about them, once. He knows that’s true.

Author: 51stcenturyfox
Title: The World Looks Just The Same
Universe: MCU
Characters: Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Maria Hill (Steve/Bucky pre-slash, sort of)
Words: 1k
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The Winter Soldier doesn't want to rest. But he's so tired.

Timey-wimey selective memory Bucky fic, written for the Marvel Throwdown on tumblr. I lost! But I like the story anyway. :D

I think I've done this meme before. Anyway, I hope everyone does it so I can catch up on the stories I've missed!

In 2010 I wrote 14 stories, totaling 32,400 words (plus Yuletide, but I'm not counting that yet, or WIPs).  So. Fewer stories, but more words than last year, but there is a lot of shortfic. The things I co-wrote, with XT, Shane, Sam and Anya, were the best and the most fun.  <3  I also loved beta-reading for so many awesome writers;  thank you for letting me read your stuff first involving me in your fiction-writing process.

My first femslash and a ton of threesome action. (You have to say action like Alicia Bridges. ACK-SHON!)

January:
Connected - Torchwood - (canon pairings)
It took almost dying to make him realise what living really meant

At the Still Point - TW/Doctor Who - (Ten/Jack) with copperbadge and shane_mayhem 
On the eve of regeneration, the Doctor has one last gift for Jack. (Go on, guess what it is.)

March:
Keep It Like A Secret - Torchwood -  (canon pairings)
Who'd have thought?  Drabbles about everyone's filthy little secrets. So I guess this is a quintuple-drabble.

April:
Different Strokes - Torchwood - (Jack/Ianto, both genderswitched by alien tech) with xtricks 
6,000 WORDS OF PORN  <3  Seriously, this came from an RP and is part of a larger, plotty arc. It makes me wonder if Jack/Ianto would be a huge pairing in fandom if they actually were women.

99:00 - Torchwood (Ianto/Gwen) - written for dark_fest 
The more things change, the more they stay the same (This ate my head for a month and I'm sorry my friends had to endure my interminable whining over it. Still the longest story I've ever written.)

( cut for length, said the master tailor  )

Title: After Frost
Author: neifile7  & 51stcenturyfox 
Pairing: Jack/Gwen/Rhys
Wordcount: ~2500
Warnings:  Threesome, double penetration. Spoilers for Torchwood: The New Earth, based on leaks and interviews - not the sex (hmm) just some character and setting details
Summary: It wasn't pretty, exactly, but it was homey enough, and it was safe. At least until Jack finds them again. From a prompt on touchyerwood.    
Rating: NC-17 for sexual content
Beta: amand_r 


"You go to school, you go to work, you go to bed. You eat. You get kissed. You have sex. You fall in love, or you don't. But it's work and bed and food and sleep. Two weeks in Spain, and Christmas and birthdays and weekends. Every single day until it stops. That's the world. That's the world I live in. That's all there is.

...how much more is there?"

Gwen Cooper


( They ate their stew and chased it with a few more shots, just for luck, just to draw out the stories a little longer. )

It's Saturday. All the things are cleaned!  (The laundry isn't done but we will not speak of this!)  Off to the store in a while to get stuff for guacamole. Yeah. Guacamole.

Fannish stuff:

ETA: It's International Femslash Day!  Damn, I just found this out. Mmm. Femslash.

There are more lovely Doctor/Jack stories and artwork on wintercompanion as the fest continues.

The Torchwood Big Bang needs artists! Information here. 

It's a bit of an Elizabeth-light season on White Collar, so the good pervs people at 3_way_collar  are looking at fic fest plans so we don't slack on the Neal/Peter/El fun. No slacking, bitchez, or you're getting the ankle bracelet and a two-mile radius!

And you can get some S1 gifs of fun here!

Title: Don't Speak 
Author: 51stcenturyfox
Pairing(s): Jack/Kathy Swanson
Rating: R
Length: 1,700 words
Warnings/Kinks: Silence (for kink_bingo )
A/N:  Takes place a week or so after They Keep Killing Suzie. Look how cute they are.  Beta credit and smooches to neifile7 






( Detective Swanson, if I didn't know better, I'd almost start to suspect you didn't like me or something. )

Title: Another Day
Author: 51stcenturyfox
Pairing(s): Tosh/Jack, Owen 
Rating: R
Warnings: An alien toy made them do it.  Yeah, I know. Bloody Torchwood.
A/N: From the January porn battle. I just realized I didn't repost this anywhere, and I'll lose it if I don't!  :D 



( Retcon doesn't work on me anymore. So unfortunately, this little scenario'll be burned into my memory forever. )

Title: Detained
Pairing: John Hart/Liz X
Rating: R
Length: 1,100
Spoilers: Doctor Who - The Beast Below
Summary:  Crossover bit of fun. John Hart meets his match. I think this happens to him ALL THE TIME.
A/N: I blame eleventy_kink  for the prompt.  They both like guns 'n shit. I don't even know.



( Crimes: Felony Theft. Treason. )