Ready to flex your (typing) fingers?

[51stcenturyfox]

The weekend after next, cruentum /cyus  and I are hosting another little party. Hope you can come!

ETA: There will be an official post put up on Saturday morning at O'When-I-Get-Up, Eastern Standard Time.  Sorry for any confusion - this usually goes in the daily on Saturday!  :D

What's a porn battle?  WELL, check out the last one (there are links to the prior battles there, too.)

Comments

[samstjames.livejournal.com]

Nice! I hope I'll have some time to actively participate with a story, and not just as a reader, though.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Ooh good! \O/

[mtgat]

Oooers ...

*looks from one hand to the other*

Girl Scout Cookie Weekend, or Torchwood Porn Battle?

Eh, goin' to hell anyway, might as well enjoy it. :D

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Cake... or death!

These are so much fun, seriously. :D

[topgeargirl2.livejournal.com]

Cool, I've been wondering if there was going to be one.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

So was Nick! We delayed too long. All of that Yuletide and Secret Santa stuff in the meantime. And the actual holidays.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD.

SASS ON THE PLASS.

I WAS WRACKING MY BRAIN ALL DAY AND HERE IT WAS, YOU GOT IT: SASS ON THE PLASS.

I think there should be a sea monster in Cardiff Bay called Sassy Plassy. Or rather, Ianto insists there is, and tells all the tourists to loook very hard for it. Then he lols when they all stand on the quay and gape at the water for hours.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Sassy Plassie is like Sigrid the Sea Monster!

It was going to be "ass on the plass" but I went "tasteful". Except for the big VIBRATOR SIGN.

Plus, someone would be all, "It's ARSE, moron." And Arse on the Plarse doesn't work. :(

[curriejean.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU.

I REALLY DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH DISTRACTIONS.

JESUS MANDER'S INFLUENCING MY CAPSLOCK USE.

AND MY USE OF THE WORD "JESUS."

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

ME TOO.

SHE DOES THAT. It's weird, huh?

None of us have enough distractions, really. As long as they're not terrible ones like electricity bills or something. :D

OMG I love your icon.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I DENY NOTHING.

NO WAIT, EVERYTHING. I DENY EVERYTHING.

THREE TIMES

BEFORE THE COCK CROWS.

LIKE JESUS SAID.

[remuslives23.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! I fail at toys, never tried telepathy and am too unimaginative for the Plass, but I will drag my cliched arse there because - yay! - porn!!!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

YAY!

But your icon can knock two out of three right out of the park! Hmmmm!

[duck-or-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I was about to suggest you do this. And here you are.

[thrace-adams.livejournal.com]

Oh please be sure and remind me...I may try to crank something out...

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I will! I'll do a reminder post. :)

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

I NEARLY MISSED THIS ANNONCEMENT!

*makes notes*

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I'll pimp it shamelessly again! It'll be on the daily on the Saturday too, if I think to ask the SMOFs to please link!

[wiredblowfish.livejournal.com]

Funny! Yesterday I was thinking: Middle of January, wish there was a porn battle:)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

There should always be a porn battle in January. It keeps our... feet warm! :D

[choccy-grl.livejournal.com]

yay

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Porn!

[canaana.livejournal.com]

Ngh. I wonder if I can do more smut so soon after Saying Yes! 2010.

Who am I kidding? There's always room for Jack . . .

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

There is!

It only has to be a comment-box size. I'm sometimes guilty of making them longer though. :D

[cookiesofkarma.livejournal.com]

WEEK IS MADE NOW! I SHALL PLAN IMMEDIATELY! :D

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

YAYS!

[alba17.livejournal.com]

I hope this is OK - I thought I'd leave the link for this to be put on the TW3 newsletter today. The more the merrier, right?

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Hi!

Alba, is it ok if I submit the link after it's up on Saturday? Otherwise people don't know where to post the comment porn.

I'll do a post early in the AM US time with a link to a discussion thread (probably at cyus's joint).

OMG I still have to do another art thing and a music thing and uh, work. And code a thing for Anya that I've been disappointingly slow at doing.

[golden-d.livejournal.com]

Oh balls, I just realized I'm going to be out of town all weekend. Hopefully I'll be home early enough Sunday to participate.

[ebineez01.livejournal.com]

ooohh - it's already midday on the 23rd here in Oz. Can I start posting soon? pleeease? pretty pleeeease?

[ebineez01.livejournal.com]

oh okay - it's probably only about 7 or 8 pm in the US I guess depending on where you are...sorry

[duck-or-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Oh, could be fun. What do I have to do? Just show up?

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Foxy will make a post in the morning US time (or the morning European time, depending on how we coordinate, but I think US time is more likely), and there'll be a banner like this and a brief run-down of the rules again and you'll show up and, yknow, write porn and post it and people will have a good time. There will be a discussion post / post for random questions on cyus, just so questions don't clog up the porn posting post in case there's things unclear or whatever.

But ah yeah, the last porn battle was here: http://cyus.livejournal.com/8461.html which about gives you an idea what things will look like

Hope to see you there :)