Ready to flex your (typing) fingers?

[51stcenturyfox]

The weekend after next, cruentum /cyus  and I are hosting another little party. Hope you can come!

ETA: There will be an official post put up on Saturday morning at O'When-I-Get-Up, Eastern Standard Time.  Sorry for any confusion - this usually goes in the daily on Saturday!  :D

What's a porn battle?  WELL, check out the last one (there are links to the prior battles there, too.)

Comments

[samstjames.livejournal.com]

Nice! I hope I'll have some time to actively participate with a story, and not just as a reader, though.

[mtgat]

Oooers ...

*looks from one hand to the other*

Girl Scout Cookie Weekend, or Torchwood Porn Battle?

Eh, goin' to hell anyway, might as well enjoy it. :D

[topgeargirl2.livejournal.com]

Cool, I've been wondering if there was going to be one.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD.

SASS ON THE PLASS.

I WAS WRACKING MY BRAIN ALL DAY AND HERE IT WAS, YOU GOT IT: SASS ON THE PLASS.

I think there should be a sea monster in Cardiff Bay called Sassy Plassy. Or rather, Ianto insists there is, and tells all the tourists to loook very hard for it. Then he lols when they all stand on the quay and gape at the water for hours.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Ooh good! \O/

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Cake... or death!

These are so much fun, seriously. :D

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

So was Nick! We delayed too long. All of that Yuletide and Secret Santa stuff in the meantime. And the actual holidays.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Sassy Plassie is like Sigrid the Sea Monster!

It was going to be "ass on the plass" but I went "tasteful". Except for the big VIBRATOR SIGN.

Plus, someone would be all, "It's ARSE, moron." And Arse on the Plarse doesn't work. :(

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

And Arse on the Plarse doesn't work.

I think it depends on the size of the butter churn rammed up your sphincter.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Ow.

Not a toy!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

NOT UNLESS YOU LIKE IT!

DON'T JUDGE!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I'm speaking only for my own sphincter!

NOT JUDGING.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I SEE YOUR CLASSES GOING DOWN.

[curriejean.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU.

I REALLY DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH DISTRACTIONS.

JESUS MANDER'S INFLUENCING MY CAPSLOCK USE.

AND MY USE OF THE WORD "JESUS."

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

ME TOO.

SHE DOES THAT. It's weird, huh?

None of us have enough distractions, really. As long as they're not terrible ones like electricity bills or something. :D

OMG I love your icon.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I wish I wore glasses to SEE. Then I could do that indoors. It's very effective. Like saying ORLY without moving your mouth.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

GLASSES ARE OVERRATED. WHEN YOU HAVE TO JUMP IN THE BAY AFTER THE HUB EXPLODES, YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

SHIT. GOOD POINT.

Too risky.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

That's right. That's why you need those fake glasses that you buy at Walgreens!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I DENY NOTHING.

NO WAIT, EVERYTHING. I DENY EVERYTHING.

THREE TIMES

BEFORE THE COCK CROWS.

LIKE JESUS SAID.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Well, I have those for reading books with very small type. I'm not... that... old.

The type is just very small.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

It didn't take you long to whip our your Peter!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LIKE THOSE POCKET NEW TESTAMENTS THEY GIVE YOU. 1. WHO READS THOSE? 2. WHY?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

it was already out.

it was picking peppers.

pickled peppers.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Peppers.

I'm totally making stuffed peppers this weekend!