Ready to flex your (typing) fingers?

[51stcenturyfox]

The weekend after next, cruentum /cyus  and I are hosting another little party. Hope you can come!

ETA: There will be an official post put up on Saturday morning at O'When-I-Get-Up, Eastern Standard Time.  Sorry for any confusion - this usually goes in the daily on Saturday!  :D

What's a porn battle?  WELL, check out the last one (there are links to the prior battles there, too.)

Comments

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

And Arse on the Plarse doesn't work.

I think it depends on the size of the butter churn rammed up your sphincter.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Ow.

Not a toy!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

NOT UNLESS YOU LIKE IT!

DON'T JUDGE!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I'm speaking only for my own sphincter!

NOT JUDGING.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I SEE YOUR CLASSES GOING DOWN.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I wish I wore glasses to SEE. Then I could do that indoors. It's very effective. Like saying ORLY without moving your mouth.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

GLASSES ARE OVERRATED. WHEN YOU HAVE TO JUMP IN THE BAY AFTER THE HUB EXPLODES, YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

SHIT. GOOD POINT.

Too risky.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

That's right. That's why you need those fake glasses that you buy at Walgreens!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Well, I have those for reading books with very small type. I'm not... that... old.

The type is just very small.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

LIKE THOSE POCKET NEW TESTAMENTS THEY GIVE YOU. 1. WHO READS THOSE? 2. WHY?

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

They're bulletproof! I saw that in a John Wayne movie.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU ARE RIGHT!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I know! Smoke?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

FUCK YEAH.