dynamite with a laser beam

neifile7  has written a multiple-pairings story, cat's cradle. I love this!!!!  (No matter who you ship, there's a section you'll dig.)

I ship everyone with everyone else, so... bonus!

BUT. My F(avourite)T3 for Torchwood (I don't have just one, yo) is Jack/Ianto/Gwen.  You can tell this because I can't write it properly myself, I've read every single story out there and I request it in exchanges EVERY HOLIDAY SEASON. :D

canaana  has a lovely new one called Three Wishes that is just <3


ETA: What everybody else said about not posting LJ entries to facebook. Don't? Obvious fandom etiquette is obvious.  I don't know why ya would show your mom a link to a journal full of sci-fi smutfic, but who knows? 

My real name isn't on my journal anyway. (It's Zelda Rumplefistknocker Pinwheel, FYI.)

It's Friday!  Hooraaaaay! :D

Happy (belated) Canada Day to my Canadian friends I didn't hit yesterday and Happy (early) Independence Day to my fellow Yanks.

torchwood_house  is celebrating the Long Hot Hard Days of Summer with naughty recs. Three more people... three more people need to join and the comm will have 1,000 members. *poke poke*  :D

ETA: GOAL REACHED! \O/

Joymaking stuff I've beta-read and am reccin' ya:

Torchwood and White Collar crossover fic. Which is HOT, and neifile7  knocks conman characterisation out of the park.  Jack Harkness/Neal Caffrey in Shell Game. 

copperbadge  knows Rory remembers his Roman past, too. Rory/Amy/Eleven in two versions of an awesome tale: Vita Longa and De Bello Rorii

Aaaand ms_prue 's sweet Amy/Eleven ficathon story, Punting.

OKAY. Um... other Dragon*Con  Doctor Who fan attendees.  I have a sick plan and will update you, but here are two words for now: 

HEY so I placed in some Children of Time categories: rare pairs for Closure (Jack/John) and het for Three Proverbs  (Jack/Tosh and Ianto/Tosh -- LAWL, those are rarer pairs than the first, since it's canon and all!) Thanks to all who voted and congratulations to the winners.  \O/

amand_r 's  amazing Jack/Tosh story beat mine in het, which is fair enough because I think I voted for it. At any rate, I wrote Three Proverbs for her. :D

RECS!

ETA: Speaking of mandrrrrrr, the next part of the bodyswap is up! Any Other Day.  \O/  I love this story.  

neifile7 's de-anoned on a bangin' kinkmeme fic. HELL'S BELLS is Hunting Game ever hot and twisty and beautifully-written.

copperbadge  has Jack/Eleven sexings for weekend. Yes!  Because this regeneration of the Doctor has different tastebuds and is also horny (for a change). Hello. Rotten Petty Perfect Sexy.

The mods at dark_fest  have kindly given me an extension - I usually don't write things that are this... long.

Beta things, first!

from lefaym  - An Angel/Torchwood crossover with young!Wesley in Cardiff/Jack.  Hee! I <3 Wes.  The Making of a Rogue Demon Hunter

from copperbadge  - A re-write of the Ianto/Jack/Gwen story, Price. He wrote this lovely story the morning after Day 1 of CoE and has added bonus hot porn (FTFMW!)

from chicleeblair  - Have You Seen Me Lately? is a Gwen/Jack story set far past CoE. After Gwen has rebuilt the team, the Rift dumps Jack on Torchwood's doorstep. (Two of three parts are up.)

And for something completely different, pocky_slash  has TORCHWOOD MEAN GIRLS MACROS because MEAN GIRLS MACROS are still  never not funny. (More of them in the comments.)
 
Happy St Patrick's Day!  

angstslashhope just wrote the hottest thing ever (because you know you love it when Jack and Ianto get turned on by vintage typewriter porn and there's a desk. Right... there). Don't lie. You know you do. 'Cause man, I admit it. I do.  Underwood 

I haven't had enough coffee yet to make dick-tation jokes but WHEW. OMFG I need a smoke now. *lights up*

golden_d wrote me a Gwen and Tosh friendship story! :D  The Old Astronomer's Students is awesome.

apiphile has a book out! Check out Del's work in the poetry anthology Know Your Words.

And Dan Savage has MMF threesome advice for (possibly bi) men this week. I give Dan LOLZ credit for the term "lady innards".  Hey, it's better than va-jay-jay.  Maybe.

I'd resolved to keep on top of things in 2010 and I'm already behind!

OKAY YES, there is already a fantastic story featuring Jack and Alonso post-End of Time II (!) it's New Things by xtricks . Even if you don't think you're ready to read this yet, you're ready to read this. 

And of course, he wrote my fantastihot Secret Santa story which I love to bits!  LOL I KNEW IT.

Oh! Hey now. Have some Jack/Gwen. This is... OMG, it's great. And it's kinky and clever. And it's sort of a misunderstanding but timing is everything.  It's Fair Game by mimarie .

And let me rec the two lovely Yuletide stories I was privileged to beta as well: A MythBusters Christmas is a charming team story by karaokegal. If you like the show, you'll giggle. There's a MythBaby!  Secondly, paragraphs (laridae) tackled classical music RPS for Yuletide - a take on the real-life love story between composer Benjamin Britten and tenor Peter Pears. Piano e forte is lovely, even if you're not familiar with the music these men made over the decades together.

Also, thaddeusfavour  is writing fic with Jack and Han Solo. So my evil plan worked. All right then!

*huggles!*

If you missed it, ask_captainjack  has a Christmas list. :D  Check his f-list; Ianto, Janet, T, Tosh, Owen and everyone have been busy!

What did Jack do between leaving Cardiff in CoE and leaving Earth? He went to Hollywood and met Zachary Quinto. auctorial  knows! (Check out To Leave This All Behind. OMG.)

curriejean 's Advent of Awesome - all of the music you heard in Torchwood -- not the instrumentals, but the pop and other snippets? HERE for your downloading pleasure. :D

And...there is more awesome stuff around, but I'm spent!


YULETIDE STATUS: POSTED!

Aaaaah!  Work ate me whole today.  But now things have lifted off the shoulders a bit and I'd like to rec more things I've beta-read. Damn. It's been my week for reading nice things. (Yes, we can have nice things!)

iamshadow's story features great characterisation and a completely unique setup. It has spoilers for CoE, but you'll like this even if you didn't watch CoE but know the MAJOR plot developments. You'll like it even more if you didn't really dig the major plot developments.  :D

Title: Shift
Author:iamshadow 
Pairings: Gen, mentioning canon pairings
Rating: PG
Word Count: 12,561

And Anya has delivered delightfully darkly kinky Ianto.  In my personal fanon, Ianto is a kinkyboots. SRSLY. 


(I liked her disclaimer!)

In case you missed all of the KINKY FIC that's been posted this week, spiderine  has created a lovely list!