The internet is for porn (battles)

[51stcenturyfox]

So, what say you to another Porn Battle?  The dirty weekend hasn't been determined; I'll have to check with my intrepid co-host cruentum.  We'd sort of joked about topics/themes like "NOT interrupted by beans", but we'd love to have suggestions. We'll probably choose the top three prompts again, so slap ideas down in the comments to this post and we'll create a poll to select the top prompts. We won't do any we've already covered, like voyeurism or alien sex gas. :D

Meanwhile the Doctor Who/Torchwood prompt-based battle conveniently located at dwtw_pornbattle  is ongoing. I may have accidentally committed some Jack/Gwen smut this morning. WHOOPS!

Comments

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

WHAT HE ALWAYS WEARS XD

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And YOU are smarter than I. I did manage a bagel at some point and I have pasta on now. AM STARVING.

All of these carbs are probably bad news.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

it's one of those things that you'd think would be really fun, but would turn out to be damn near impossible (and very impractical, probably)

[lefaym.livejournal.com]

I like the fail!sex idea too.

I am also comitting Jack/Gwen smut at the moment. Not ready to post yet though.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Looking forward to it! Please nudge me when you do if I'm "head in the clouds" that day.

I need to clean mine up a bit to post on a comm, but battles get the ink flowing, anyway. :)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I know. I just can't imagine people being in space and not thinking... "Let's try THAT." :D

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

i know i'd want to

[hanuueshe.livejournal.com]

Like beach sex.

[rednwhiterose.livejournal.com]

This is what I get for watching the History Channel but...

how about an Ancient Egypt setting of some sort. I'm being vague on purpose because 1) I don't know much about that time period and 2) I think it's be interesting to see what the author can come up with.

I don't think I've ever seen this done so the possibilities are endless.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Wellll, that depends on the fluffiness and/or rockiness of the sand and how damp it is. And the time of day! And towels!

[hanuueshe.livejournal.com]

OMG, NO AMOUNT OF TOWELS CAN PROTECT YOU FROM SAND!!!!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

You're... right, actually.

That's why you have to do it on the water's edge! The tide!

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

nope, you still get sand in your crotch

beach sex only looks good

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

How about historic eras? Not as specific, but fun!

It could even tie into the costumes/cosplay idea above.

[topgeargirl2.livejournal.com]

Cool just like the idea of another porn battle.

Though I do like the idea of fail!sex.

[sanginmychains.livejournal.com]

Yeah i loved this idea when it came up awhile back. Adore it. Wonder if I'm brave enough to actually write it?

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

God, now I'm so tempted to draw a silly Janto yaoi comic for the porn battle, but you guys can write faster than I can draw this thing! XD

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

(also, I'd have to draw the sex scenes and I don't have a private place to draw stuff like that. @_@)

[rednwhiterose.livejournal.com]

That works as well..

I was just thinking Egypt because I saw this commercial on the History Channel for a show where, basically, they were going to be discussing this ancient sex manual someone found but had never let the public see until now.

[allmadhere.livejournal.com]

I LOVE the fail!/real!sex idea.

Have you guys done fetishes yet?

[wiredblowfish.livejournal.com]

Fail!sex sounds like fun. Howsa' bout drugs and sex. They go together like chocolate and peanut butter:)

[canaana.livejournal.com]

I think for ZG sex to be anything *but* fail!sex, velcro has to be involved. And/or bungee cords.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

We've done a few! Not really specific things, but we've done voyeurism and others. Really should make a list and organize these so we'll remember what we haven't hit yet! :)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Or drugs and sex!

We've done drunk!sex recently, so maybe that one might have to sit out a round before adding it in.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

velcro... and you thought regular sex noises were funny