Rec Room: Crack!fic from Hell
Dec. 8th, 2008 11:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
51stcenturyfoxOMG LULZ. I howled like a banshee.
Author's description:
Title: There Shall Be No Quarter
Author: Apiphile
Fandom: Torchwood/Sesame Street.
Word Count: 2,673
Rating: DO NOT READ THIS.
Pairing: Not telling. You'll heave.
Warnings: No one should read this fic. I warn for EVERYTHING.
Disclaimer: None of the characters belong to me. I am not responsible for your sanity if you read this fic.
"You just swore in front of a muppet," Owen said, surprisingly censorious for someone with his levels of cynicism.