dynamite with a laser beam

Yesterday I took hungover neighbors to breakfast and then the beach at 7am, twittered, finished my first Doctor Who fic (it's more than a little cracky because: bodyswap!) read great recced fic, watched Dollhouse and scoffed a few drinks. My husband slept ALL DAY for no real reason. (Well, he did party with the neighbors the night before.) He returned to consciousness to have dinner and watch 30 minutes of Blazing Saddles. So I'm sure he's going to be a quotaholic all day on Sunday because 30 minutes of ammo is all he needs.

BIG yays to catvampcrazines and her most cool idea: the Sisterhood of the Traveling David Tennant Calendar. The calendar will be traveling from fan to fan over towards England/Australia/New Zealand/Belgium/US/Canada first and over to the US in the latter half of the year. She's even done a video sendoff.

oneloveonelight has a seriously cracked Jack/Ianto mpreg ficlet

Unrelated to anything, I read an old X-Files fic from back in the day and was reminded of the once popular fic term "FBI aardvarking"

And sheesh... the ontd Yo Dawg Xzibit meme insanity was... insane. But this one wins it for me: