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Ready to flex your (typing) fingers?

The weekend after next, [livejournal.com profile] cruentum /[livejournal.com profile] cyus  and I are hosting another little party. Hope you can come!

ETA: There will be an official post put up on Saturday morning at O'When-I-Get-Up, Eastern Standard Time.  Sorry for any confusion - this usually goes in the daily on Saturday!  :D


why yes, another hastily-'shopped porn battle poster!


What's a porn battle?  WELL, check out the last one (there are links to the prior battles there, too.)
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[identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Sassy Plassie is like Sigrid the Sea Monster!

It was going to be "ass on the plass" but I went "tasteful". Except for the big VIBRATOR SIGN.

Plus, someone would be all, "It's ARSE, moron." And Arse on the Plarse doesn't work. :(

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
And Arse on the Plarse doesn't work.

I think it depends on the size of the butter churn rammed up your sphincter.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
NOT UNLESS YOU LIKE IT!

DON'T JUDGE!

[identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm speaking only for my own sphincter!

NOT JUDGING.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I SEE YOUR CLASSES GOING DOWN.

[identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
I wish I wore glasses to SEE. Then I could do that indoors. It's very effective. Like saying ORLY without moving your mouth.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
GLASSES ARE OVERRATED. WHEN YOU HAVE TO JUMP IN THE BAY AFTER THE HUB EXPLODES, YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!

[identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
SHIT. GOOD POINT.

Too risky.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. That's why you need those fake glasses that you buy at Walgreens!

[identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I have those for reading books with very small type. I'm not... that... old.

The type is just very small.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
LIKE THOSE POCKET NEW TESTAMENTS THEY GIVE YOU. 1. WHO READS THOSE? 2. WHY?

[identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
They're bulletproof! I saw that in a John Wayne movie.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
FUCK YEAH.
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