I don't even know what this is

[51stcenturyfox]

...but it's all I've got today.

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"Sahara!" Tosh managed with a snort.

"No. No no no... Gobi!" Gwen shrieked, shaking with laughter on the sofa.

"Deserts?" Ianto asked as he approached, expression quizzical. "Yes. They're hilarious."

"No," Tosh shook her head. "No, it's-" she dissolved into giggles again, almost sliding onto the concrete floor as Gwen made beached fish faces. "Stop it! I'm gonna, gon- might literally... wee. Stop!"

Ianto shook his head. "I don't... get it."

"It's, it's just, it's Jack!" Gwen said, attempting to calm down and stop laughing long enough to speak.

"What?"

"You know, how he's, he's a sexy guy, right?" She pointed out as Tosh mashed her hand against her own lips. "Except when he eats. He chews with his mouth open, and, and... talks with the... the food in."

Ianto stroked his chin. "His table manners do leave something to be desired-"

"Kalahari," Tosh stage-whispered.

"-But I'm not getting the desert references," he finished, faintly.

"It's just that Tosh..." Gwen sputtered, "just told me a term for things guys do which make them go from hot to unappealing in the space of two minutes."

Ianto looked at them expectantly.

"Moisture-killers!" They said in unison, and then Tosh did fall off the sofa.

Ianto wrinkled his brow. "Oh. Ohhhh!" He started to laugh. "Like... right!"

When Jack walked in, stuffing a large chocolate cannoli down his gob like a trained porpoise which had been tossed a whole mackerel, no one told him why "Mohave" was so funny.


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This is foroneloveonelight . Because I stole moisture-killer from her. :D.  :D

Comments

[samstjames.livejournal.com]

To be honest... I think, I don't get it. o.O
That's embarrassing, but anyone cares to shed some light oon this for me?

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Probably lost in the translation!

Jack fails at making women's knickers damp when he displays disgusting table manners. :D
(At least THOSE two women.)

[samstjames.livejournal.com]

I dunno if it's a problem of translation or of the way my brain works (I'm mostly thinking innocuous stuff :D - I actually had something about anti-aging skin moisturiser or something of the like in mind). So yeah loool.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

That's because you're not a terrible smutmaniac, like me! :D

Or maybe you are.

But I'm a smutmaniac for sure. :D

[samstjames.livejournal.com]

Haha :p.

Dunno, maybe I am, maybe I am not - but if I am I'm a little bit slow ^^.
Guess it all depends.