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First, recs!

Nick, ([livejournal.com profile] cruentum  ) has a new tale up on his fic journal.  It's Jack, it's Ianto, it's a date... but it's not a hearts-and-flowers date.  Drippy pizza, dirty sheets and messy sex.

Title: Pizza Mouth
Author: [livejournal.com profile] cyus 
Rating: NC-17
Length: 5200 words

In other news,  [personal profile] amand_r  has posted an incredibly OUCH and beautifully-written story. 

Title:
When Taken Apart
Author: [personal profile] amand_r 
Characters: Jack. Ianto
Warnings: post-CoE—character death leik woah (this is an autopsy!fic)
 

Secondly, Nick and I are gearing up for a poll on topics for the next Porn Battle.  If you have other suggestions, please add them here!

Thirdly, um. There is no thirdly.  Here's a video which is AWESOME.  Profit!  (Did I do that "profit!" meme wrong? Probably.)

I'm Your Man by Charmax - A celebration of media clichés made for the International Day Of Femslash. It's... sexy.





 

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Date: 2009-08-07 04:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] cruentum.livejournal.com
HAHA you recced me!

It totes is a hearts and flowers date too! Says Snaxi.

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Date: 2009-08-07 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com
I had to. It's the rules! But I would have anyway; I liked this story tons!

Even though it's messy. :D

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Date: 2009-08-07 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluejeans07.livejournal.com
I'm so looking forward to reading it, I haven't had a chance yet. This is my plan for Friday night! XD

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Date: 2009-08-07 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com
I'm just going to drink wine and not clean my house! Hey... I did that last Friday night!

I need to break out of this rut. :D

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Date: 2009-08-07 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluejeans07.livejournal.com
But it's such a good rut to be in! I'll probably have a midori and lime, belt out showtunes and read gay pron. :D

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Date: 2009-08-07 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
aw. iT'S LIKE UNIVERSES COLLIDED AND NICK GOT HIS PEANUTS BUTTER IN MY CHOCOLATE AND i GOT MY COCK STUCK IN THAT GLORY HOLE.

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Date: 2009-08-07 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com
Ahahahaha!

I just saw a picture of a man somewhere whose cock got stuck in one of those metal park benches full of holes.

Don't fuck park benches. I learned a thing!

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Date: 2009-08-07 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
THAT MAN. OH I SAW THAT.

WTF GUYS. I DON'T GO AROUND LOOKING AT PHALLIC OBJECTS AND SAGIN, 'I'M GONNA SHOVE THAT IN MY TWAT.' WHY CAN YOU ALL NOT LEARN SIMILAR?

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Date: 2009-08-07 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com
Yeah!

Howard Stern didn't teach me much, but he did teach me that if I have someone pour concrete into my ass and the cast comes out with a ping pong ball embedded in it, people are going to laugh.

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Date: 2009-08-07 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neifile7.livejournal.com
You. Have. Killed. Me.

Oh yes. And the Rift aftershocks from those two great fics just broke LJ AGAIN.

BTW, that is one gorgeous femslash vid, great great find.

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Date: 2009-08-07 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com
Isn't that fid the stuff? I thought it was totally brilliant. I've seen some of Charmax's videos before but this is amazing.

LJ BROKE AGAIN? MY GOODNESS!

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Date: 2009-08-07 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neifile7.livejournal.com
An endless font of inappropriate wisdom, it would seem.

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Date: 2009-08-07 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com
And fart jokes. Don't forget the fart jokes.

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Date: 2009-08-07 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elainasaunt.livejournal.com
Ooh, it's a Friday evening posting frenzy! I love amand_r's fic and I've just spent 20 minutes getting into the wonderful Charmax's vids. Pizza Mouth made me ... hungry.

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Date: 2009-08-07 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com
It does make me want a pizza, frankly!

Charmax is pretty awesome.:) I like that version of the song, too.

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Date: 2009-08-07 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittiword.livejournal.com
Yay- another porn battle! Thankyou for the recs- one good thing about the flist is that you are continuously reminded to read those fics as they are just *that* good.

Huh. I really like that video- you always seem to find the most interesting videos Foxy!

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Date: 2009-08-08 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com
I JUST got this commment. *Smacks LJ*

Thanks! I love fanvids. Probably a little bit tooooo much!

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Date: 2009-08-08 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittiword.livejournal.com
LJ is being a very naughty girl today- and not the good kind either.

Heh, fanvids are fun. I'm always amazed at how you find the most obscure ones, but then you find many others after searching the authors, so thankyou! Fandom of fics now have fully extended to vids :-)

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Date: 2009-08-07 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cowgrrl.livejournal.com
Fantastic vid! There isn't nearly enough femslash in this world.

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Date: 2009-08-08 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com
I totally agree! I was watching that and thinking... "Whoah... I really do ship that!"

I don't really write it. Maybe we should have a femslash battle.

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Date: 2009-08-08 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topgeargirl2.livejournal.com
I liked the vid.

Pizza Mouth reminded me that I forget to practice safe sex in my fics.

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Date: 2009-08-08 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com
Type with gloves on. :)

Nothing safer!

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Date: 2009-08-08 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topgeargirl2.livejournal.com
Nice advice

now looking forward to the battle as I really want to do fail!sex if it gets voted in of course.

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