Tonight on TORCHCRACK. Part Drei
Jul. 8th, 2009 09:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
51stcenturyfoxThat's Part THREE.
Much awesomeness. And some mondo freakiness.
Criminal Gwen and team.: "I know all the tricks." Damn, it feels good to be a GWENSTA. (Someone needs to make this video. I can pay you in some sort of baked goods.)
They could have raised some money by babysitting or whatever instead of lifting laptops and jacking convertibles. TEN QUID A KID.
Jack in a t-shirt and sweatpants. It's never been so easy to COSPLAY JACK. Just saying.
La la la. Rhys is happily making beans while Jack and Ianto are urging him to LEAVE so they can have a SHAG. LOLZ.
Jack's daughter,Jack Jr. Alice reminds me of Nigella Lawson. Nigella Lawson with a gun and a big, pointy scimitar in her trousers. (Alright, it was a knife. But I love that word. Scimitar.)
Kids are pointing to LONDON. Damn place is an alien magnet.
Clem has that scent-induced babble tic again. Why didn't he whiff Jack in the warehouse before he showed up? CHILL, CLEM. TEA AND A HOT DOG.
...and Ianto apparently smells gay to sniffly Clem. Which. What?
The alien. BARFS ICHOR. Projectile-vomiting alien. I'm willing to bet it has lobster-claws and warts and drools.
Frobisher: Yo, 456 what do you want? Cats? Babies to snack on? Oh, what? 10% of the kids? Um. Okay? Like who decides which 10%? Be good, children. The 456 takes the naughty ones.
What do they do with the kids? I'm really curious.
The 456 sounded a bit like Dennis Haysbert (the Allstate pitchman) to me, slowed down:
Gwen apparently hates emoticon smileys! Askworld FUCKING JOSSED. First Ianto gets headaches from ice cream and now this. We're verfklempt.
:o(
Redeemed by the Italian Jack-wife, though. Ha.
Much awesomeness. And some mondo freakiness.
Criminal Gwen and team.: "I know all the tricks." Damn, it feels good to be a GWENSTA. (Someone needs to make this video. I can pay you in some sort of baked goods.)
They could have raised some money by babysitting or whatever instead of lifting laptops and jacking convertibles. TEN QUID A KID.
Jack in a t-shirt and sweatpants. It's never been so easy to COSPLAY JACK. Just saying.
La la la. Rhys is happily making beans while Jack and Ianto are urging him to LEAVE so they can have a SHAG. LOLZ.
Jack's daughter,
Kids are pointing to LONDON. Damn place is an alien magnet.
Clem has that scent-induced babble tic again. Why didn't he whiff Jack in the warehouse before he showed up? CHILL, CLEM. TEA AND A HOT DOG.
...and Ianto apparently smells gay to sniffly Clem. Which. What?
The alien. BARFS ICHOR. Projectile-vomiting alien. I'm willing to bet it has lobster-claws and warts and drools.
Frobisher: Yo, 456 what do you want? Cats? Babies to snack on? Oh, what? 10% of the kids? Um. Okay? Like who decides which 10%? Be good, children. The 456 takes the naughty ones.
What do they do with the kids? I'm really curious.
The 456 sounded a bit like Dennis Haysbert (the Allstate pitchman) to me, slowed down:
Gwen apparently hates emoticon smileys! Askworld FUCKING JOSSED. First Ianto gets headaches from ice cream and now this. We're verfklempt.
:o(
Redeemed by the Italian Jack-wife, though. Ha.
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Date: 2009-07-09 02:44 am (UTC)i would need someone to send me the song as, sadly and unforgiveably, i do not have it in my collection
What do they do with the kids? I'm really curious.
they steal them, chain them to piles of corpses, and turn them into psychopaths that want to kill their
brotherparents who let go of their hands(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-09 02:48 am (UTC): o !!!
OH NOES!
CREATURES. The most horrible creatures in the universe!
That means more Grays = wooden actors in the future/past. Nooo!
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Date: 2009-07-09 02:54 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-09 02:55 am (UTC)I AM GLAD TO SEE I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO WAS ALL o_O?
Redeemed by the Italian Jack-wife, though. Ha.
Made of awesome!
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Date: 2009-07-09 02:57 am (UTC)GOD, HOW CRAZY WOULD IT BE OF THEY WERE THE SAME ALIENS AS THE ONE WOT TOOK GREY. NO WAI.
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Date: 2009-07-09 02:58 am (UTC)He couldn't bring himself to kill Gray. Ever. I'd bet.
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Date: 2009-07-09 02:59 am (UTC)SPLASH! SPURT! GLOB! Blaaaarrgh!
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Date: 2009-07-09 03:01 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-09 03:01 am (UTC)Thank god it's not daleks.
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Date: 2009-07-09 03:01 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-09 03:02 am (UTC)^^ My only guess is that he still has sperm in him from last time they had sex. Clem can smell Jack's pheromones on him!
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Date: 2009-07-09 03:05 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-09 03:06 am (UTC)GOING FOR BOOZE & KFC MWAHAHA.
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Date: 2009-07-09 03:07 am (UTC)LOL! And thats with the fact that the coat can apparently be purchased at any of your fine military surplus outlets :)
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Date: 2009-07-09 03:09 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-09 03:11 am (UTC)Possible shortage of people willing to hand their kids over to Team Torchwood - I think something about them would (quite rightly) set parental alarm bells ringing. If Rhiannon, the lovely motherly Welsh lady, is their competition... Yeah, they need to nick stuff.
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Date: 2009-07-09 03:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-09 03:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-09 03:14 am (UTC)"Hey, we totally won't experiment on your kids now that the aliens aren't talking through them anymore."
But why couldn't the 456 just keep talking through them? Noooo, it's got to have a poison chamber and civil servants to speak to.
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Date: 2009-07-09 03:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-09 03:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-09 03:16 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-09 03:17 am (UTC)(tell me what software you have, i will help you out)
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Date: 2009-07-09 03:17 am (UTC)I will seriously think about ideas to vid bunny!
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Date: 2009-07-09 03:17 am (UTC)