Tonight on TORCHCRACK. Part Drei

[51stcenturyfox]

That's Part THREE.

Much awesomeness. And some mondo freakiness.




Criminal Gwen and team.:  "I know all the tricks."  Damn, it  feels good to be a GWENSTA.  (Someone needs to make this video. I can pay you in some sort of baked goods.)

They could have raised some money by babysitting or whatever instead of lifting laptops and jacking convertibles. TEN QUID A KID.

Jack in a t-shirt and sweatpants. It's never been so easy to COSPLAY JACK. Just saying.

La la la. Rhys is happily making beans while Jack and Ianto are urging him to LEAVE so they can have a SHAG. LOLZ.

Jack's daughter, Jack Jr. Alice reminds me of Nigella Lawson.  Nigella Lawson with a gun and a big, pointy scimitar in her trousers. (Alright, it was a knife. But I love that word. Scimitar.)

Kids are pointing to LONDON.  Damn place is an alien magnet.  

Clem has that scent-induced babble tic again.  Why didn't he whiff Jack in the warehouse before he showed up?  CHILL, CLEM. TEA AND A HOT DOG.

...and Ianto apparently smells gay to sniffly Clem.  Which. What? 

The alien.  BARFS ICHOR.  Projectile-vomiting alien. I'm willing to bet it has lobster-claws and warts and drools.

Frobisher:  Yo, 456 what do you want?  Cats? Babies to snack on?  Oh, what? 10% of the kids? Um. Okay?  Like who decides which 10%?  Be good, children. The 456 takes the naughty ones.

What do they do with the kids?  I'm really curious.

The 456 sounded a bit like Dennis Haysbert (the Allstate pitchman) to me, slowed down:

Gwen apparently hates emoticon smileys!  Askworld FUCKING JOSSED.  First Ianto gets headaches from ice cream and now this. We're verfklempt.

:o(

Redeemed by the Italian Jack-wife, though.  Ha.
 

Comments

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

The alien. BARFS ICHOR. Projectile-vomiting alien. I'm willing to bet it has lobster-claws and warts and drools.

I AM GLAD TO SEE I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO WAS ALL o_O?

Redeemed by the Italian Jack-wife, though. Ha.

Made of awesome!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

It was... disgusting.

SPLASH! SPURT! GLOB! Blaaaarrgh!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I guess that was supposed to make it scary, like "what you don't see is more terrifying because you imagination does the work for you," but meh.

Thank god it's not daleks.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

i think no snot and claws would have been scarier, actually

insect and/or crustacean aliens are meh

something completely incomprehnsible to the human eye, now that is scary

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I know. I think we are desensitised. And I think that was what they were going for, but no. No. You know what was scary? Those things that lived in the dark in the Library in DW S4. THAT was effing scary.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

yeah
or things that can look like anything or anyone
they could be everywhere and you'd never even know it!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

OR FUCKING STATUES.

[kel-reiley.livejournal.com]

YES!
i hear those are making a comeback in s5... y/n?

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THEM AGAIN.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Silence In The Library? Euros Lyn directed that too.

The Vashta Nerada? FUCKING SCARY.

Empty helmet. Death echo. Eeeeek!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

YES. THEM. FUCKING CREEPY.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and they killed Miss Evangelista.

WHY EUROS? WHY DO YOU KILL ALL OF THE HOT PEOPLE?

He owes me a Porn Battle fee.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

HE SHOULD SEND YOU SOME BAGS OF SHECKLES.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I think Frobisher is a goner this week, so fine.

I don't ship him with anyone.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Oh Frobisher. You are like Yvonne Hartmann.

[phaetonschariot.livejournal.com]

lol I was actually thinking of the thingies in Gridlock. Especially with the fog, coz those you first saw them through the exhaust fumes.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but then we got to see them in all their oversized crabby goodness.