Fic: "Nurture" Ianto/alien (R)

Title: Nurture
Author: 51stcenturyfox
Pairing: Ianto/alien
Wordcount: 1,200
Summary: Written to a prompt at touchyerwood . It's tentacle porn, okay? Dubcon. Takes place between S1 and S2.
Rating: R

( Jack was going to kill him for being so careless )

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I am easily amused

So I was in the liquor store today buying some cognac (it got chilly!) and what do I see but a huge sign:

RTD LIQUORS.

Apparently that means "Ready To Drink"... things like Long Island iced tea or strawberry daiquiri mixture with the alcohol already added*.  So from now on, when you see the intials RTD, bottoms up, pals!

Second LOL of the day: DirectTV typos.  I'm so glad I recorded Captain Jack Harness to watch again!  :D


*Watermelon Mojito, though? Yecch!


ETA:  Someone working on an essay for Uni is seeking input from fanfic writers about ideas and writing processes. Click to share how you go about it?  I'm interested too, but I'm not writing a paper. Help a sister out?

ETA II: "It's fucking magical"... is this a quote from something? It's all over the place lately.