The internet is for porn (battles)

So, what say you to another Porn Battle?  The dirty weekend hasn't been determined; I'll have to check with my intrepid co-host cruentum.  We'd sort of joked about topics/themes like "NOT interrupted by beans", but we'd love to have suggestions. We'll probably choose the top three prompts again, so slap ideas down in the comments to this post and we'll create a poll to select the top prompts. We won't do any we've already covered, like voyeurism or alien sex gas. :D

Meanwhile the Doctor Who/Torchwood prompt-based battle conveniently located at dwtw_pornbattle  is ongoing. I may have accidentally committed some Jack/Gwen smut this morning. WHOOPS!

Ficlet: "Displacement" - Jack/Gwen - R

Title: Displacement
Author: 51stCenturyFox
Pairing: Jack/Gwen
Wordcount: 975
Summary: A stolen moment during the night that never was after the year that never was.
Rating: R'
A/N: Set post Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, S2. Written to prompt for the dwtw_pornbattle
"It's a temporal displacement. Makes your tongue tingle, doesn't it? Lovely!" -- John Hart

( I'm sorry. For everything. )