Because I can't leave well enough alone...

[51stcenturyfox]

I had to make a cheesy, romantic comedy movie poster out of Sam's Virgin Mobile manip.

Genius original here.  (He did the hard part!) 

Fondled Inappropriately by an Angel? Something like that...

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[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

And I'm trying to lighten mine. NOBODY likes their natural hair color or texture, do they? Urgh.

[shane-mayhem.livejournal.com]

Welllll.....I'll grant that my texture is okay.

MAYBE I JUST WISH I WERE HANDSOME. FUCK.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

1. You look damned good, IMHO.
2. I have just deluded myself into thinking I'm much more awesome-looking than I actually am. It's like Sex Panther. 60% of the time, it works every time. This is how I married someone who is clearly way out of my league.

[shane-mayhem.livejournal.com]

Sex Panther. I like it.

(I'm just having issues with my weak features and spotty face at the mo. I'll recover. And hopefully become more awesome)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I think you're awesome now, but you'll be feeling more awesome soon, I think.

This is a particularly stressful time, too.

I am currently failing at sticking to my planned diet. I fail at 2010. :D

[shane-mayhem.livejournal.com]

Aw, c'mon....it's only 8 days in. ;) You'll be awesome.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I'm not very strict with myself. :D

HEDONIST! :D :D :D

[shane-mayhem.livejournal.com]

Why, you might be interested in a publication that my friend and I are going to write, then.

It's called "The Practical Hedonist's Guide to Modern Living"

;)

Someday, we will.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I need it now! :D

[shane-mayhem.livejournal.com]

A preview:

Chapter 1: Affordable (and Effective!) Orgies--How to Achieve Romanesque Debauchery on a Budget

Chapter 2: A Brief Guide to Street Opium

Chapter 3: Food Stamps Are Your Friend, or, $200 worth of Chocolate Every Month? You Bet!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I wish to purchase this here book.

BTW, check your gmail.