Because I can't leave well enough alone...

[51stcenturyfox]

I had to make a cheesy, romantic comedy movie poster out of Sam's Virgin Mobile manip.

Genius original here.  (He did the hard part!) 

Fondled Inappropriately by an Angel? Something like that...

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[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

See, I read the text and all I can see in my head is a scene where Ianto is standing at the pearly gates with his hands on his hips saying, "No. Absolutely not. He promised me a bloody office date, and after all the shit I put up with from that man, I am having my fucking office date!"

And everyone is just perplexed. "But the streets are lined with gold! Perfect coffee comes out of a faucet in the kitchen! Everything is filed sequentially in alphabetical order and not just under 'w' for weapon or 'n' for 'not a weapon!' No one will rearrange your kitchen cabinets at night because they're bored!"

Yeah, apparently my brain goes straight to "comedy" and skips the "romanantic" part.

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

Oh that's hilarious!!!!!

[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

That is my headcanon of Ianto's personal list of pet peeves. He puts up with Jack rearranging his cupboards because sometimes when Jack is really bored and doesn't feel like brooding on a rooftop, he'll put on a load or two of laundry.

[valancy-joy.livejournal.com]

I could totally see that!! :D

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

See, exactly.

"Everything is filed sequentially in alphabetical order and not just under 'w' for weapon or 'n' for 'not a weapon!"

"Wait. That sounds really great. I'll be right back. Tomorrow. Cool? Cool."

And you should write this fic!

[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

But if I wrote it, the entire thing would be Ianto arguing with other angels and Jack wouldn't actually be in it at all. It totes wouldn't fit the poster XD

"Don't you think the wings are a little....?"

"What?"

"Much?"

"You think the wings are too much? We're fucking angels!"

"Peter, don't swear! Look, Ianto, you're in heaven now! Heaven! All those years of putting up with your messy, rude co-workers, all of the pain... you're being rewarded! You're in Heaven! You have wings! You can fly!"

"But they're not really practical, are they? I mean, surely it would be easier to get around in some sort of vehicle? And the wings must make going through doorways a chore, not to mention all of the clothes that would need to be altered..... I'm sorry, it just seems you haven't thought this through."

Also, I'm supposed to be working on roughly twelve other things and am, in fact, working on a thirteenth as we speak because I have the attention span of a gnat. I just fucked up making tea in three different ways because I am so easily distracted.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Aww! I'll have to settle for what you have so far. :D But that is SUPER FUNNY. :D :D :D

Ooh, tea sounds perfect right now. I'm putting on a kettle!

[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

Here are some tea-related tips! (Not that I've learned them from experience in the past forty-five minutes or anything.)

1. Make sure you put the right burner on.
2. Make sure you put the teabag in your mug and not the water your mother just poured from, you know, the brita filter.
3. The sugar bowl is right on the counter, you idiot, there's no need to take the ten pound bag of sugar out of the baking pantry.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I used the electric kettle. Totally cheating! One of those cheesy plastic ones. I love it!

[debitha.livejournal.com]

Win!

No but see, eventually Peter gets really annoyed with Ianto and engineers some way to get rid of him which ends up with Ianto back on Earth. But with wings.

I'm thinking something booby trapped and then 'misfiled', so when Ianto goes to file it correctly (because he just can't help himself), BAM! Earthbound.

>_> My brain, it loves the crack.

[thrace-adams.livejournal.com]

Sorry to interject...but OMG you had me LMAO!

[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

:D