CoE blather - Part Uno
Jul. 6th, 2009 08:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
51stcenturyfoxHey, did you know the first episode of Torchwood: Children of Earth aired today? I know, right?
There be dirty spoilaz right c'here. And the things which made me LOL.
Eve's hair. Awesomesauce. No tan lipstick, you will note.
Rupesh. Rupesh shows up at the Plass. "Persistent." "Dogmatic." "We need a doctor". "You bastards!" Gwen notices his ass is hot, agrees to recruit him.
My thought process. Let me show you it:
Wow. Rupesh is sort of adorable. Now who can I ship him with for the next Porn Battle? NEVER MIND. EVIL AND NOW DEAD. Curse you, RTD and Euros Lyn!
Oh. Well. Lois is cute! Recruit her!
Tech I need:
Parliament shot! I sense a plot. Hey, not the court building but I'd swear that's the same hallway where Bridget Jones popped in all pathetically rainsplashed and told Mark Darcy she loved him just as he was, or whatever.
Chuckle Brothers reference FTW. Gwen got the funny lines for a change.
Creepy screaming children. But we all knew That. Was. Coming.
Torchwood. "They're a pain in the backside. But they can be helpful." Like proctoscopes?
Jack: I hate the word 'couple'.
Ianto: "Me too."
THREESOME. MUCH BETTER WORD, GUYS. Think of the porn battles.
Gwen is paid too much. That explains all of those bulletproof leather jackets. She says "terry-fied" for terrified and now I might start too. Cute Gwen! XO! *pets her*
It's been said, but yeah, Jack running, hands like blades. Had to say it. I know everyone else did too. Sorry.
Jack's daughter Alice. I think she should be named "Jack", like George Foreman's kids are all named George.
LOL @ classified intranet and SETI translator in the basement at Thames House. Someone took the bricks off. And gave them to Ianto's brother-in-law so he could lob them at the kids who nicked the Torchwood SUV. LOLZ! (Yelling "That's my car!" at car thieves is not that effective, I. )
Timothy White(Clem) Right... like the staff at an elderly care home would email footage of someone acting weird to the police.
Ianto: It's not men. It's him. It's only him." (And also, sometimes, occasionally James Bond. But only the Connery Bond.)
Clem: "They were there, in the sky. " And I mentally placed Mulder there, shaking him. "Did you see Samantha???"
Clem can smell truth, approaching evil and embryos. But can he find my keys?
There be dirty spoilaz right c'here. And the things which made me LOL.
Eve's hair. Awesomesauce. No tan lipstick, you will note.
Rupesh. Rupesh shows up at the Plass. "Persistent." "Dogmatic." "We need a doctor". "You bastards!" Gwen notices his ass is hot, agrees to recruit him.
My thought process. Let me show you it:
Wow. Rupesh is sort of adorable. Now who can I ship him with for the next Porn Battle? NEVER MIND. EVIL AND NOW DEAD. Curse you, RTD and Euros Lyn!
Oh. Well. Lois is cute! Recruit her!
Tech I need:
- Laser saw for cutting meat. I already have tongs.
- Laser saw for uncutting meat.
- Sonic Bic pen to turn off CCTV cameras, start dishwasher, find my keys.
- Ultrasound that scans a person's entire body through contact with his or her hand. My dog once ate a barrette.
Parliament shot! I sense a plot. Hey, not the court building but I'd swear that's the same hallway where Bridget Jones popped in all pathetically rainsplashed and told Mark Darcy she loved him just as he was, or whatever.
Chuckle Brothers reference FTW. Gwen got the funny lines for a change.
Creepy screaming children. But we all knew That. Was. Coming.
Torchwood. "They're a pain in the backside. But they can be helpful." Like proctoscopes?
Jack: I hate the word 'couple'.
Ianto: "Me too."
THREESOME. MUCH BETTER WORD, GUYS. Think of the porn battles.
Gwen is paid too much. That explains all of those bulletproof leather jackets. She says "terry-fied" for terrified and now I might start too. Cute Gwen! XO! *pets her*
It's been said, but yeah, Jack running, hands like blades. Had to say it. I know everyone else did too. Sorry.
Jack's daughter Alice. I think she should be named "Jack", like George Foreman's kids are all named George.
LOL @ classified intranet and SETI translator in the basement at Thames House. Someone took the bricks off. And gave them to Ianto's brother-in-law so he could lob them at the kids who nicked the Torchwood SUV. LOLZ! (Yelling "That's my car!" at car thieves is not that effective, I. )
Timothy White(Clem) Right... like the staff at an elderly care home would email footage of someone acting weird to the police.
Ianto: It's not men. It's him. It's only him." (And also, sometimes, occasionally James Bond. But only the Connery Bond.)
Clem: "They were there, in the sky. " And I mentally placed Mulder there, shaking him. "Did you see Samantha???"
Clem can smell truth, approaching evil and embryos. But can he find my keys?