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Hey, it's party time! Everybody's welcome to kick in some porn!
Yes, three themes this weekend: Aliens Made Them Do it, Sex in the Torchwood SUV and Solo Sexing!
You can combine or choose one.
1. This should relate to TW or Doctor Who in some way. Crossovers are fine! The SUV counts as a character.
2. It should fit in the comment box. (That's about 500 words, max.) Please put the fandom and pairing in the subject line.
Example: Torchwood Jack/Tosh
3. If you wish to write something longer, just add a summary or snippet and link to your LJ, or reply to your first comment with extra porn.
4. WIP snippets are fine, but the story shouldn't be published earlier - the Battles are for new sexy things. :)
5. Anon commenting is turned on with screening, in case you prefer to be anonymous.
6. Any ship-war sniping/negativity will be deleted.
Give posters a chance to edit, etc. before replying to a porn post, please. You know how that ruddy preview thing works (badly).
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Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-17 01:52 pm (UTC)"Oh my God," Tosh says, and she moves away and pulls down her wrinkled skirt. "It must have been the..." she continues and their voices overlap: "I'm so sorry," he says, as he looks down at himself and stifles a highly inappropriate laugh before tucking and buckling. Unsure where to point his gaze he finally glances at her but she looks away, clears her throat.
"Back, then?" she asks, as she reaches to pluck a damp scrap of blue silk wedged into the crack of the leather seat next to the cool metal jumble of keys. "Can you drive?"
"Yup," he says, as he takes the keys from her hand without touching her and they move to the front seats.
"When its trapped, it emits an aphrodisiac. It's a defence mechanism; if its predators are... occupied, it can escape."
"Thanks so much for the warning, Jack," Tosh snaps, but her eyes soften as they meet Ianto's over Jack's shoulder.
"I told you to seal the box."
"Why didn't you say anything about an airtight seal?" Ianto asks, exasperated.
Jack slams the box into the freezer, then turns and folds his arms, looks at both of them in turn.
"Why didn't you just get out of the car?"
Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-17 02:10 pm (UTC)Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-17 03:00 pm (UTC)I almost always write Tosh in the SUV in these battles lately. I don't know why... it might be a thing. ;)
Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-17 02:56 pm (UTC)Lol, loved this one. Sexy, and kinda cool, and I have a thing for Ianto and Tosh, they are awesome together.
Nice writing.
Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-17 02:59 pm (UTC)Oh, let's blame it on the sex gas!
Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-17 05:14 pm (UTC)Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-17 11:04 pm (UTC)Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-17 07:44 pm (UTC)Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-17 11:05 pm (UTC)The SUV is the best place for that... tinted windows!
Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-17 08:07 pm (UTC)"Yes. Yesyesyes," comes her harsh whisper in reply as her thumb rolls softly against the tip of his cock and he gasps, pushes the skirt up further and pulls her hips roughly upward as he pushes inside and oh... yes. This. This is heaven and the air is golden, like fairy dust, he thinks with wonder, as they begin to move in rhythm.
Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-17 11:06 pm (UTC)THX BB!
Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-17 11:10 pm (UTC)Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-17 08:13 pm (UTC)Oh, Jack, Jack, Jack, why would they?
This was full of awesome and believability (you know, if you believe in sex pheromones to begin with. Go with me here. You know what I mean.)
Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-17 11:03 pm (UTC)Thank you!
Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-18 01:13 am (UTC)Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-18 05:16 pm (UTC)Loved this, of course. Nicely done.
Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-19 01:04 am (UTC)Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-18 09:17 pm (UTC)Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-19 01:06 am (UTC)Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-18 11:30 pm (UTC)Loved it. And oh well, Jack will get over it. Delish. ;)
Re: Torchwood: Ianto/Tosh (AMTDI, SUV) 2/2
Date: 2009-05-19 01:11 am (UTC)That's exactly what I was going for. Glad you liked. Thanks! :)
I love you!
Date: 2009-05-28 07:49 pm (UTC)Just, *gurgles*, a world of GUH!
I am now ready to be thoroughly distracted while at work. *snugs* Thanks!
*wanders off, humming from the Ianto/Tosh hotness*