Writer's Block: Divided Self

[51stcenturyfox]

[Error: unknown template qotd] Yes. In "real life", I actually behave.  (Dial it down a notch. Keep mouth shut. Retain job.)
 
No shrinking violet, but not a shrieking violet either.  ETA: Is there a louder flower? Fuchsias?

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[oneloveonelight.livejournal.com]

Found a not so old LJ entry with a photo collage of me and my friends so you can see what I look like.
http://oneloveonelight.livejournal.com/134172.html#cutid1

My hair's shorter and darker now, this was my long hair/blonde highlight phase (about a year and a half ago) where my hair looks nothing like Neve's. In the first photo, I'm the girl in the middle with my tongue out. In the second, is my husband asleep on New Years. I'm hugging/semi choking the drunk girl in the 6th photo. In the pic with the guy and the gun, I'm pretending to lick his ass (I'm at the VERY bottom of the photo). As far as other photos, I'm the girl whipping the other and I'm also the one on the right in the hump sandwich in the lower right corner.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Hey, you look how I pictured you. Cute as hell!

That whipping picture. A.) LOL B.) Where did you get such an awesome highlighting job?

(Now everyone's going to beg for the pic. It's not THAT KIND OF WHIPPING, PEOPLE IT INVOLVES A PARTY FAVOR AND PEOPLE ARE ALL DRESSED.)

[oneloveonelight.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Though I'm very weird about photos of myself and I only post the halfway decent ones. I have some angles where I'm just like, "GAH!!!" There's the double chin effect sometimes and then there's the "retarded" angle. LOL.

I actually did my hair. I don't cut it ever but I dye and highlight it. I got lucky a few times with highlighting but I honestly won't do it anymore by myself. Dyeing almost always works well if I do it but home highlighting carries a high risk of failure.

Hee. I picture you as a combination of Rizzo, Debbie Harry and Gina Gershon. I have no idea why. ;)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Really, you did that yourself? That looks like Louis Licari hair, d00d! You are doing mine at the slumber party. I'll do your nails.

I have no way to describe what I look like. I'll post a pic sometime under f-lock.

MYSPACE ANGLES FTW: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet_disease

With my luck, my mother-in-law reads TW porn.

[oneloveonelight.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I am really not a hair stylist at ALL, I just got lucky that time. I take lots of risks with my hair and figure if it looks shitty by the time I'm done with it, then I can always go to the salon and they'll fix it.

YAY! Yeah, post pics sometime! I don't want to invade anyone's privacy or make anyone uncomfortable. But it's nice to kind of get an idea of what everyone looks like. I think I told you but my friend Amy always used Scully icons for her and I always associated her with Scully. And when I finally saw a pic of her, she really did kind of look like her a little. LOL.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I'd show you guys pics. The entire internets? Not so much.

How can I rob banks if people know what my mug looks like?