Comment Porn Battle Poll

[51stcenturyfox]

Hey funsters!  The Frottage Porn Battle was a success and we've had great feedback, so [Poll #1367119][Poll #1367119]

Comments

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

Whatever is chosen (and I picked the SUV, which could totally be made public sex, so I guess I'm not too picky there), would you do me the supreme favor of explicitly stating what all it entails? "Public sex" I get, but "edging" -- you mean anticipation? Egging someone on? Blue balls? (What? Some things have different names, geographic- and age- and cultural-wise. I would just be super embarrassed to submit something that didn't qualify.)
Have not dreamed in a few nights. :(

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

...edging" -- you mean anticipation? Egging someone on? Blue balls?

Yes! :) It could be someone else, it could be someone alone. Brought to the edge, forcibly or not, repeatedly or not.

And you're totally right. These could be blended!

Now, I don't know if you could fit alien tech-induced bound tentacled double-penetration public group sex on top of the Torchwood SUV with episodes of edging while Jack watches and beats off into 600 words...

But I'd like to see someone try.

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

I think the average fictional citizen who caught sight of that would be lining up for retcon. Or going home inspired to write hentai scripts.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I do believe you're right about that. Retcon vat!

So, should we put you down for hentai?

変態性欲

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

If you do hentai month, I will do what I can to offer up unrealistic amounts of female wetness on blue haired chicks in school uniforms and horny sentient octopi.

But as it stands, no, I'm good.

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

You have thrown down the gauntlet.

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

The RESURRECTION gauntlet.

Meaning, how do we fit Suzie in? Add necrophilia?

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord. I have just the icon to use...

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Foreigner did that.

"You're as cold as ice... willing to sacrifice our glove..."

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

Oh, that lyric just FITS so well!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Bryan Adams: "It cuts like a (life) knife... but it feels so right." = necrophiliac knifeplay.

Damn you straight to the bowels of hell, 80s radio station.


"Wake up, little Suzie, wake up..."


*facepalm* Fuck. Sorry.

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

Snuff film starring Jack:

"Shot through the heart, and you're to blame...You give love a bad name."

(did I just quote Bon Jovi? Kill. Me. Now.)

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

I can't believe nobody's done that as a fanvid yet. Srsly.

And that Suzie icon. Dear lord, I should know better than to toss risen mittens at you two.

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

Isn't this icon the most quietly twisted thing you've ever seen? It's one of apiphile's: she did a series of Jack/Ianto icons using quotes from 'The Princess Bride'. That quote is Inigo talking about his swordfighting technique. And apiphile did this with it. What a juxtaposition!