Comment Porn Battle Poll

[51stcenturyfox]

Hey funsters!  The Frottage Porn Battle was a success and we've had great feedback, so [Poll #1367119][Poll #1367119]

Comments

[lefaym.livejournal.com]

I picked "solo sex" -- I'm hoping that this does not mean that the person has to be alone in the room at the time. ;)

Also, I did not have a sexy dream last night, which is a shame, as I would have rather liked one.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Nope, they don't have to be alone, just alone in touchin' theyselves!

I didn't have a sexy dream either. :(

WHY?

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

My "other" would be either edging or dirty talk (andreth, I still can't get your frottage fic out of my head...talk about filthy dreams!)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Dude. Edging? Really? + dirty talk? Great suggestions.

You should see the fic we're working on right now. Hee!


(We have to save some choices up for next month. Like, you know: tentacle porn.)

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

EDGING!

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

Yes, you should see what we're working on right now. Heheheh. And you will, my precioussss, yesss yesss!!

(thanks, bb)

[wiredblowfish.livejournal.com]

I picked BDSM, 'cause I am working on one, already. But Voyeurism is always a treat!

No sexy dreams, but when I was at the bar the other night with my drunken, hoodlum friends, I started tieing everyone's hands together behind their back with my belt and taking their pictures like that. I was plastered and it was this weird drunk personality of mine taking over. The most baffling part was, not my weird drunk behavior (they're used to that;), but the fact that everyone was really into it: both girls and both guys!

The next day I start writing this TW BDSM fic.

Booze is apparently helping my filthy imagination:)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Geez. If I ever go out drinking with you, I'm writing a safe word on my hand with a Sharpie.

[oneloveonelight.livejournal.com]

I had a dream that my nipples were fire hose nozzles and Ianto was asking me for coffee creamer. But alas, my husband woke me up after that so I have no idea what might have transpired.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

After an hour, I still have no good comeback for this.

Congratulations! ;)

[demotu.livejournal.com]

Hey fox, do you speak French? I ask because of your journal title -- like the indecisive wave?

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I speak a little bit of a lot of languages... poorly! One whole year of French at school. ;)

But I enjoy retitling the journal with random song lyrics I've taken a shine to. (This one was the result of a cheesy joke.)

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

I vote for going solo. I love a good wank, me. Some of the best fic I've read involves onanism.

Though I'd quite happily plump for voyeurism, BDSM or group shenanigans also. Never let it be said that I'm not accommodating...

Just to check - are we talking panfandom here, or narrowing down to TW and Whoniverse? Might be useful to define.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm practically getting plotbunnies just from the list!

If there are enough comment votes to outnumber a poll choice, we can go with that. (Accommodating.)

Panfandom again (though we only promoted this in TW3 last time and most people we know are Whoniverse fen.) Also, slash/femslash/het are all fine.

[shane-mayhem.livejournal.com]

1. Guns! Or Enemy!sex. Jeez, I really love that.


2. ...that I was sucking off other dudes in some weird theater bathroom. I'm not exactly sure why it was hot and not degrading, except maybe the noises they were making and the fact that I wasn't doing it for money....? ;D

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Ooh, a new one or two!

You do sleep with a notebook near the bed, yes? ;)

Was it the Electro Cinema? Hmmm...

[mhorrighan.livejournal.com]

Aliens made them do it! SPANKING!!! DUB-CON!!!

Is "John Hart" a category? If yes, than I'm voting for it. Two times!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

He's a category all to himself, baby.

Plan on writing some? *nudge*

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

Whatever is chosen (and I picked the SUV, which could totally be made public sex, so I guess I'm not too picky there), would you do me the supreme favor of explicitly stating what all it entails? "Public sex" I get, but "edging" -- you mean anticipation? Egging someone on? Blue balls? (What? Some things have different names, geographic- and age- and cultural-wise. I would just be super embarrassed to submit something that didn't qualify.)
Have not dreamed in a few nights. :(

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

...edging" -- you mean anticipation? Egging someone on? Blue balls?

Yes! :) It could be someone else, it could be someone alone. Brought to the edge, forcibly or not, repeatedly or not.

And you're totally right. These could be blended!

Now, I don't know if you could fit alien tech-induced bound tentacled double-penetration public group sex on top of the Torchwood SUV with episodes of edging while Jack watches and beats off into 600 words...

But I'd like to see someone try.

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

Looks like public sex is winning by a distinct margin!

(I blame the gangbangers: they split the vote with car!porn)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I thought that said cat!porn.

NO KITTENS in the poll.

[alba17.livejournal.com]

I sort of randomly picked public sex and wow, that's gotten the most votes. I almost picked solo sex. I don't really care, although if it's BDSM, I might not write anything.

I can't remember the last time I had a really hot dream, or an even remotely warm dream. *sigh* Although I did dream about an annoying teenage girl vampire last night (undoubtedly due to watching Being Human last night - why it couldn't be sexy vampire Mitchell, I have no idea - see above complaint about lack of hot dreams).

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

(I voted for public sex too!)

Re: The BDSM choice - I've only written mild bondage stuff. No hot-candle-wax-on-the-testes.

But I quite like blindfolds and silk ties. Woo!

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

So it looks like public/voyeurism won. Cool. I'm down with that.

I made a little list for our next few polls:

Edging
AMTDI (alien tech, or sex pollen/pheromones)
Sex with toys (like, dildos, not stuffed animals or transformers!! Jeez. Pervert.)
BDSM or power/control
3somes/Moresomes (group sex)
Solo sex
Retro!sex (set pre-2000)
Rentboys/prostitutes
Exhibitionism
Sex in or on the SUV
Spanking (as separate from BDSM?)
Tentacle sex
Double penetration
Sex on furniture (to make it tough, exclude Jack's desk)
CBT? (cock-ball torture)
Gun!porn
Hate/angry!sex
Bathroom sex
Dub-con
Wall!sex
Clothing fetish
Roleplay

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Ooh, comprehensive list!

Yeah, have to exclude Jack's desk, probably. That slab of wood has seen more action than Jack's slab of wood.

Transformers, though? They're more than meets the eye!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

First part: I Cannot CHOOSE! DO NOT ASK ME TO CHOOSE.

Though as mmom is coming up fast you might want to hold off on solo sex for a bit??

Second part: I'm easy.
But I'm not used to participating in comment type fic battles so I got confused about whether I should be replying to every single comment people left me and the etiquette involved when bunging it out to comms...

Yes, I've been in LJ for years *sighs* I'll forgive you for thinking that I haven't :(

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

I think the etiquette for that isn't really set, so don't feel bad! I didn't reply to any comments I got, not until after the third day, just so that it would reduce the amount of scrolling people would have to do to read all the PORN.

I think we're going to host it on my LJ this time, so I'll put something up about that when I post the challenge. Thanks for reminding me!

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

We should set a date. How about the 11th, a week from Saturday?

I have an idea for the ficlet already! I'm going to PORN this weekend, bb. As soon as I get my new laptop desk, so I can type for a few hours without getting shooting pains up my right arm. *sigh*

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

Just had a thought. The 11th is the day the new Doctor Who episode is going to air. Do you think that would hurt, or help, our porny plans?

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

Hi!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Hey! I know you!

"...Chihuahua of Justice"... that phrase RULED my inbox just now.

:D