dynamite with a laser beam

Ha ha:

Captain Jack now answers your questions. This is the Intergalactic Ho we all know and love. He proved his identity by offering to f* my icon.

ETA: it's weird to rec something that later makes fanficrants, but there's subjective humor for you.  (He's too slutty?)  Hit or miss, but I still think it's lulzy and the comments are funnier than the column part. Whoever you are, I salute your messed-up crack vision, dude.

And hell no, it's not me. I'm not that funny.
 
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