Saturday!

[51stcenturyfox]

I might have just committed RPF at Nick and Mandr's comment battle here.  (It's clean!)

I just read the White Collar/Doctor Who crossover story by pocky_slash; This is the Start is sweetness! <3

...and honorh  speculates that Jack Harkness writes fanfiction about the Doctor and Rose.  Of COURSE HE DOES AND IT'S JUST LIKE THIS.

Finally, here's a picture of John Barrowman with a banana.  Om nom nom. What's up with the hair?

Comments

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I COULD EXPLAIN ABOUT THE HAIR BUT I ALREADY EXPLAINED AND OMG FOXY YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME!

haha.

but you wrote rpf. Sweetness.

[eviinsanemonkey.livejournal.com]

Jack Harkness writes fanfiction about the Doctor and Rose.
Well, yeah, what else is he supposed to do in his down time (when there's no one available to shag...)?

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I KNOW about the hair. It's for Desperate Housewives. *snip snip*

Maybe they'll make him ginger.

I DID write RPF. Totally innocent RPF, mind you! :D

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

There's always someone available to shag. *wink wink!*

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Or blond like he was in The Producers.

...

MAYBE NOT! omg

[xtricks.livejournal.com]

Barrowman is such a ham.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I know! D:

I think he's too tan to be (believably) ginger, in any case.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

A sexy ham!

Seriously, most people can't get away with it, but that guy...? :D

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Yeah, imagine them going "dude, we cast you when you were all pale and British" (well ... sort of). Oh well, I guess they have make-up for that.

I bet they fuck with his hair. He won't look like Captain Jack John Barrowman anymore.

[xtricks.livejournal.com]

Total lack of shame and a fundamentally good nature will get you far.

[eviinsanemonkey.livejournal.com]

Then they co-write.

[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

Aw, thank you for the rec. Now I'm all embarrassed that it's unbetaed and I wrote it in thirty-five minutes so it would be done on mcwonthelottery's birthday XD

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Jack's trying really hard to impress the Doctor. XD XD XD

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

It is very, very clean, your fic. Banana-clean! Clever use of prompts!

Will have to stop over later and add comments. There's a certain pattern emerging...

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

Hair?! Girlfriend has a tan to outshine the orangest of suns!

[queenfanfiction.livejournal.com]

Squeaky clean! Banana-scented clean! Wait a second, why is Gareth getting out of the bathroom just behind John, hm? ... He was brushing his teeth, eh? Like I'm going to buy that. Well, I might, but for a different purpose. LMAO.

All kidding aside, I really did like your fic. It's way better (and cleaner!) than mine. XD

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Aw. Bedhead!Barrowman.

&hearts

[thrace-adams.livejournal.com]

Love that pic of JB :)

[topgeargirl2.livejournal.com]

I'm getting dirty thoughts from that banana.

Oh yeah RPF, I've got a fic too to post there, well after I've read all the fics posted so far.

[coneyislandbaby]

I wrote White Collar/Torchwood crossover too... :) For the last Porn Battle (oxonienxis's, that is). I'm not entirely sure what it says about me that I also think Neal might be one of Jack's other children (because, seriously? SO Jack's love child). Probably that I'm a huge perv.

Doesn't hurt that irl Matt Bomer is the best friend of my other celebrity bf, Zachary Quinto.

(eta to make that make sense). And yes, I know the rumours. Rumours are all they are at present, even very strong ones. And in my mind, everyone's bi until proven otherwise anyway ;)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Some of the best things are written in thirty-five minutes, though. It's really fun! :)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Banana daquiri!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Shiny organic shampoo clean! I still have to read everything else; I spent the day away. :)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

VERY.

I don't know how to tan like that. It just doesn't occur on my skin, which says, OHAI, have freckles!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

I don't think I've seen banana shampoo, but it sounds yummy. :)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Apparently they won't let him color or cut his hair before Desperate Housewives.

Wonder what they're going to do to it...?

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

He's adorable!

I think I might want to adopt him. Can I adopt someone who's older than me? I think this should be legal.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Good! They've had a pretty busy battle so far!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

They're best friends? REALLY? Hmm.

Neal could completely be Jack's son. That'd be a great story! (Link to your crossover, please? :) )

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

My skin, he say "what is tan? I only has burning".

Yes. My skin is very special. As in special needs.

[coneyislandbaby]

Really! And they went to college together... and you know what that means. ;) At least in fanon ;)

He could. Please note that this is not the case in *this* story: http://oxoniensis.dreamwidth.org/26521.html?thread=3099545#cmt3099545

[ladymerri.livejournal.com]

Well, since my weekend was sucked up with dancing, at least I can READ the results of the RPF battle! :)

Oh, John...the banana isn't as wide as you think it is...

(Also, Jack totally writes fic about the Doctor and Rose. I think there should be fic ABOUT the fic)

[ladymerri.livejournal.com]

Er, I mean, I should read all links before I comment. Has been done. It's right there. :P

[queenfanfiction.livejournal.com]

I bet they fuck with his hair

I'm sorry! I have the mentality of a ten-year-old boy after the RPF carnivale! :D

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

http://www.afterelton.com/TV/2010/03/exclusive-john-barrowman-pics-desperate-housewives

Just saying

Gorgeous hair.