Fic: "Pleased To Meet You" (R)
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51stcenturyfoxTitle: Pleased To Meet You
Author: 51st Century Fox
Pairing: Jack/everyone, Jack/John
Rating: R for language
Wordcount: 360
Summary: Why Captain Jack Harkness really is pleased to meet you, whoever you are. You're gorgeous, you know.
Notes: Time loop to present era. A character study for my TW Forum friends.
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galactic_conman and torchwood_decaf
That exuberant grin. The randy gleam in his eyes when they zero in on yours. He might grip your forearm as he shakes your hand ...hell, he might even kiss that hand. You have lovely hands, by the way. So's the rest of you, if you don't mind him telling you. He will - if he sees the rest of you at some point - which is not unlikely if your flattered blush and stammered reply are any indication.
If you're attractive, Captain Jack Harkness is happy to make your acquaintance, whatever your name is. What's attractive, anyway? Male, female, both, finned, tentacled? Hey, you're sexy.
"Pleased to meet you, Martha Jones."
"Jack..." the Doctor warns.
"I'm just saying hello!"
"Stop it!"
"But I..."
"Stop it!"
Five years in a time loop will do that to you. Oh, sure, at first he and John found it amusing to reintroduce themselves to the travelers at the bar. But they were the same (mostly) humanoids, and that just became boring.
"Should I seduce him again?"
"Why, itching for a challenge?" John replied.
"Well..."
"You already know what'll work - it'll take a week before he'll even let you slip him any tongue. Plus... crap shag, as I also well know."
"How about her?"
"No challenge at all, that one."
"True," Jack sighed.
"Barkeeper's nan?"
"John, she's nearly 80. She could break a hip"
"I'd be gentle?"
"God, you're worse than I am."
John is damned good in bed. So's Jack. And after they fiddled with the vortex manipulators a few times and ended up in the same spot, at the same time (once again, but the dimensional designator was off or something... oops) with no other life forms, well, it's not like they had any other options.
Sometimes John would get into a snit and cut Jack off, and they would both become so frustrated they'd have a knockdown drag-out battle in the deserted street. Hey, anything they'd destroyed would be back in one piece in 6 days and 14 hours (and 32 minutes) anyhow.
Then they'd have sex. With each other. Again.
Five years. It took five YEARS on their timeline for the Agency to make adjustments to their recall calculations and recover them. (Brilliant debrief that was: "It's only been two weeks. Why are the two of you so angry?")
You know something? You're awfully attractive, but more importantly, yours is a face he hasn't seen before. Ever.
Captain Jack Harkness is very pleased to meet you.
Author: 51st Century Fox
Pairing: Jack/everyone, Jack/John
Rating: R for language
Wordcount: 360
Summary: Why Captain Jack Harkness really is pleased to meet you, whoever you are. You're gorgeous, you know.
Notes: Time loop to present era. A character study for my TW Forum friends.
Crossposting to
galactic_conman and torchwood_decaf That exuberant grin. The randy gleam in his eyes when they zero in on yours. He might grip your forearm as he shakes your hand ...hell, he might even kiss that hand. You have lovely hands, by the way. So's the rest of you, if you don't mind him telling you. He will - if he sees the rest of you at some point - which is not unlikely if your flattered blush and stammered reply are any indication.
If you're attractive, Captain Jack Harkness is happy to make your acquaintance, whatever your name is. What's attractive, anyway? Male, female, both, finned, tentacled? Hey, you're sexy.
"Pleased to meet you, Martha Jones."
"Jack..." the Doctor warns.
"I'm just saying hello!"
"Stop it!"
"But I..."
"Stop it!"
Five years in a time loop will do that to you. Oh, sure, at first he and John found it amusing to reintroduce themselves to the travelers at the bar. But they were the same (mostly) humanoids, and that just became boring.
"Should I seduce him again?"
"Why, itching for a challenge?" John replied.
"Well..."
"You already know what'll work - it'll take a week before he'll even let you slip him any tongue. Plus... crap shag, as I also well know."
"How about her?"
"No challenge at all, that one."
"True," Jack sighed.
"Barkeeper's nan?"
"John, she's nearly 80. She could break a hip"
"I'd be gentle?"
"God, you're worse than I am."
John is damned good in bed. So's Jack. And after they fiddled with the vortex manipulators a few times and ended up in the same spot, at the same time (once again, but the dimensional designator was off or something... oops) with no other life forms, well, it's not like they had any other options.
Sometimes John would get into a snit and cut Jack off, and they would both become so frustrated they'd have a knockdown drag-out battle in the deserted street. Hey, anything they'd destroyed would be back in one piece in 6 days and 14 hours (and 32 minutes) anyhow.
Then they'd have sex. With each other. Again.
Five years. It took five YEARS on their timeline for the Agency to make adjustments to their recall calculations and recover them. (Brilliant debrief that was: "It's only been two weeks. Why are the two of you so angry?")
You know something? You're awfully attractive, but more importantly, yours is a face he hasn't seen before. Ever.
Captain Jack Harkness is very pleased to meet you.