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51stcenturyfox ([personal profile] 51stcenturyfox) wrote2009-05-16 07:54 am
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*Comment Porn Battle Post* AMTDI/SUV Sex/Solo Sex

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Hey, it's party time!  Everybody's welcome to kick in some porn!

Yes, three themes this weekend:  Aliens Made Them Do it, Sex in the Torchwood SUV and Solo Sexing!


You can combine or choose one.

1. This should relate to TW or Doctor Who in some way. Crossovers are fine! The SUV counts as a character.
2. It should fit in the comment box. (That's about 500 words, max.) Please put the fandom and pairing in the subject line.
Example: Torchwood  Jack/Tosh 
3. If you wish to write something longer, just add a summary or snippet and link to your LJ, or reply to your first comment with extra porn.
4. WIP snippets are fine, but the story shouldn't be published earlier - the Battles are for new sexy things. :)  
5. Anon commenting is turned on with screening, in case you prefer to be anonymous.
6. Any ship-war sniping/negativity will be deleted.

Give posters a chance to edit, etc. before replying to a porn post, please.  You know how that ruddy preview thing works (badly).

Any issues/queries-  just message Andreth or Foxy.  Chat/Discussion thread here. Soundtrack by [livejournal.com profile] andreth47  (click pop-out player to keep the stream up in a new window).



 

Re: Torchwood: Andy/SUV: Part One

[identity profile] into-officeboys.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Then he remembered. Two weeks before, he and Gwen had driven up on what they thought was an accident. A truck had driven off the side of the road. Bystanders stood gaping, an ambulance arrived at the scene. Other cops were already there, so they started to bypass the incident when a black car--this black car, had roared up the street, skidding to an expert stop mere inches from the ambulance.

Andy had stopped their car, and with a glance at Gwen, rolled down the window. Seconds later some bloke in a grey coat got out on the driver's side, and started strutting about, barking in a commanding voice.

"Who does he think he is?" Gwen asked.

Andy had just shrugged, as a tall woman with long brown hair and another bloke got out of the car and followed. Seconds later, as they watched, everyone, including the ambulance, had gone except for the last arrivals.

The grey coat turned and saw them, stared at them for a moment. With one gesture of his hand, he motioned them to drive on. They did so, but as they'd passed that black car, Andy remembered shaking his head in admiration.

"What a beauty," Andy had said, making Gwen laugh.

"You and cars. Maybe someday you'll get one of those, Andy."

"Not bloody likely on a P.C.'s salary."

"Maybe you can ask them if you can sit in it," she teased. "Honk the horn."

"Shut up, Gwen." But he'd laughed too.

But, he'd really liked that car. Curious enough about it to look it up on the internet. Range Rover. Leather interior. Posh. He bet it drove as if the ground were a cloud. Just the thought owning one of those someday made him excited. Embarrassingly so. He'd certainly never told Gwen that. The next day, she told him the mystery people were Torchwood. She then was warned not to ask anything else. They'd both thought that strange, but had shrugged it off. They had enough to worry about on their shift, which was definitely nothing like this one.

And now, here it was. Right in front of him, empty, no one around, just sitting here. He pushed himself up, touching the vehicle. Panicked, he waited for its alarms to go off...nothing.

He let his breath out in a shaky swoosh. Whoever owned this hadn't locked it? Stupid!

He swallowed, blinked. Looked around, still no one. And he could touch it. His pulse raced with excitement. The Torchwood car right here! He stared at it for a moment, breath coming out in little puffs into the cold night air. He wished it were open. Just to sit inside for a moment, get warm...if the owner came, he could lecture him on his stupidity, give him a ticket and go away. Sometimes being a P.C. had its advantages.

He touched the door handle. Curled his fingers around it, and pulled. The door popped open. His heart violently skipped a beat.

"Shit." Wide-eyed, he looked around again. No one, nothing, and here he was, touching the Torchwood vehicle, opening its door and it tantalized him, he could smell it, the leather, the mystery... He nearly moaned, his fucking cock stiffened, and he thought if someone offed him right then he'd die a happy man.

He slid inside. Closed the door, gasping with excitement. He was inside! Andy couldn't believe it. He shifted, his trousers suddenly unbelievably tight. He had a hard-on for a car! But this wasn't just any car, he thought as he stroked the seat beneath him.

Placing his hands on the steering wheel, he quickly took off his gloves, placed his hands back. He closed his eyes as flesh met leather, took a deep breath as the richness of its scent went straight to his groin. He dropped his left hand to his crotch, and squeezed. And the seat, leather too, and unbelievable. He wanted to sink into it, wallow in the bliss. Shit he thought, his face heating but it wasn't like anyone was around, right?

Opening his eyes, he glided his hand over the dashboard, caught now by the posh instrument panel. There were things on there he'd never seen before. He'd never imagined--what were these things? He rubbed his cock, aching now, but he couldn't help touching the computer in wonder. A full computer? In a car? Who were these people?


Re: Torchwood: Andy/SUV: Part One

[identity profile] into-officeboys.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Taking a deep breath he sat back in the seat, eyes closed, hand on his aching cock. He needed to wank, bad. Then he opened his eyes--and yelped. That bloke with the grey coat stood, feet apart, arms crossed, on the sidewalk by the car's front bumper.

Fumbling with the door, hoping to hell his hard on would just go away he stumbled out of the car. Straightened his uniform, mouth gaping.

"Right. Then," he stammered. "Is this your vehicle? Sir?"

The man's expression did not waver. "I believe you know the answer to that," he glanced at Andy's chest, "P.C. Davidson."

Andy gulped, his hand on his baton. The man's gaze slid down too, and one eyebrow raised. Fuck fuck fuck! Andy had to fight not to cover himself with his hand. His cock was not heeding his plea, either. "Yes. That's me, P.C. Davidson, walking my territory."


"Where is P.C. Smith?"

Andy startled, stared. "You know Dilwyn?"

The bloke smiled humorlessly. "Of course. Don't tell me. His wife had her baby?"

Andy slowly nodded. "Yes, it came so fast Dil didn't have time to get there."

"That's too bad. Boy or girl."

"Um, girl."

The bloke smiled. "Good. He was hoping for a girl. He'll be a great dad. How'd you like the car?" He glanced down at Andy's crotch. "Never mind. I think I know."

Andy glanced back at the car. The door was still open. He pushed it closed. "It is..." He glanced at the bloke again. "Bloody awesome!"

The man unfolded his arms, closed the distance between them. Put a hand on Andy's shoulder, cocked his head and nodded with a smile. "Damn right it is. Glad you enjoyed it." Then his smile faded. "Don't ever do that again. This is Torchwood. Not your concern. Goodbye, P.C. Davidson. Tell Dil congratulations."

All Andy could do was nod. Once released, Andy took a step backward and turned on his heel. It took all his control not to run to the nearest alley.

Re: Torchwood: Andy/SUV: Part One

[identity profile] cookiesofkarma.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That was brilliant! Andy/SUV is definitely an... interesting pairing! I'm thinking Andy's gonna have some interesting dreams tonight. Great piece.

Re: Torchwood: Andy/SUV: Part One

[identity profile] into-officeboys.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad someone liked it. Grin. Glad YOU did. Thanks! (ever been to a car show? Oh yeah...)

Re: Torchwood: Andy/SUV: Part One

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Andy. You wanted to fuck Jack Harkness be in Torchwood before you even knew what it was...

This was great.

Re: Torchwood: Andy/SUV: Part One

[identity profile] into-officeboys.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Andy!!! It'll be fun to see if in the new series if he gets at least a smidgeon of what he wants...probably not. Love him to death but, sigh...

Poor Andy!

Thanks!

Re: Torchwood: Andy/SUV: Part One

[identity profile] 51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes. That's me, P.C. Davidson, walking my territory."

And wanking his territory!

Awesome; I love the idea that Andy is that entranced by the SUV. And being caught by Jack... that's hot to imagine! Whee!

Re: Torchwood: Andy/SUV: Part One

[identity profile] into-officeboys.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL...and who knows how long Jack watched this. Grin. Glad you enjoyed it.

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Car Porn!

[identity profile] andreth47.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
How much do I love this idea? A lot, that's how much! Nicely executed, too. Thanks!

Re: Car Porn!

[identity profile] into-officeboys.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay for my first TW fic? Grin. Thanks!

I got the idea in the shower, actually! After being challenged to write something for it. First reaction: NO WAY! Then wham! LOL thanks, glad you enjoyed it.

Re: Torchwood: Andy/SUV: Part One

[identity profile] wiredblowfish.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
So, fun! TW SUV getting some lovin'!

Re: Torchwood: Andy/SUV: Part One

[identity profile] into-officeboys.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Heck, the pterodactyl did, it seemed only fair the SUV did too! Thanks for reading!