*Comment Porn Battle Post* AMTDI/SUV Sex/Solo Sex

[51stcenturyfox]

Hey, it's party time!  Everybody's welcome to kick in some porn!

Yes, three themes this weekend:  Aliens Made Them Do it, Sex in the Torchwood SUV and Solo Sexing!


You can combine or choose one.

1. This should relate to TW or Doctor Who in some way. Crossovers are fine! The SUV counts as a character.
2. It should fit in the comment box. (That's about 500 words, max.) Please put the fandom and pairing in the subject line.
Example: Torchwood  Jack/Tosh 
3. If you wish to write something longer, just add a summary or snippet and link to your LJ, or reply to your first comment with extra porn.
4. WIP snippets are fine, but the story shouldn't be published earlier - the Battles are for new sexy things. :)  
5. Anon commenting is turned on with screening, in case you prefer to be anonymous.
6. Any ship-war sniping/negativity will be deleted.

Give posters a chance to edit, etc. before replying to a porn post, please.  You know how that ruddy preview thing works (badly).

Any issues/queries-  just message Andreth or Foxy.  Chat/Discussion thread here. Soundtrack by andreth47  (click pop-out player to keep the stream up in a new window).

 

Comments

Re: She "Flies"-Alone, 2/2

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

As long as we throw Hart in there. He has to be somebody's pet.

Re: She "Flies"-Alone, 2/2

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

As long as Ianto doesn't turn into a kitten.

God, Hart kills me! He comes up with stuff out of left field and I just choke myself laughing. Those guys have redeemed this fandom for me the past few months, bless 'em.

Re: She "Flies"-Alone, 2/2

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

I'm still not completely over his discussions about Spike from Buffy, and also his recent work of fanfiction. I think my brain breaks when I see that he's posted.

Oh, come on, you know you love kitten tongue blow jobs--YOWCH!

Re: She "Flies"-Alone, 2/2

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

NO KITTENS IN THE PORN POST.

*dies laughing*

:P :D

Re: She "Flies"-Alone, 2/2

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Too late! They are there, IN YOUR THINKY THOUGHTS. Just imagine them, frolicking. One of them is scampering up into John's arms as he shakes the contents of a can of Pounce out on his--

Okay. My job here is done.

Re: She "Flies"-Alone, 2/2

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

We can have tentacles, aliens, and pterosaurs, but NO KITTENS??

Re: She "Flies"-Alone, 2/2

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Technically, aliens and pterosaurs are cast members, but there are no kittens on Torchwood, so this makes the kittens OCs. (Or OFCs = Original Feline Characters.)

Hasn't Ianto suffered enough, thanks to the kitty-cock manip and being repeatedly cat-ified in fiction?

Torchwood isn't Bewitched, where this happened all the time. (Poor Darrin.)