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Comment Porn Battle Post AMTDI/SUV Sex/Solo Sex

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Hey, it's party time! Everybody's welcome to kick in some porn!

Yes, three themes this weekend: Aliens Made Them Do it, Sex in the Torchwood SUV and Solo Sexing!

You can combine or choose one.

1. This should relate to TW or Doctor Who in some way. Crossovers are fine! The SUV counts as a character.
2. It should fit in the comment box. (That's about 500 words, max.) Please put the fandom and pairing in the subject line.
Example: Torchwood Jack/Tosh
3. If you wish to write something longer, just add a summary or snippet and link to your LJ, or reply to your first comment with extra porn.
4. WIP snippets are fine, but the story shouldn't be published earlier - the Battles are for new sexy things. :)
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6. Any ship-war sniping/negativity will be deleted.

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For my peeps

neifile7 and

alba17. Lots of set-up in 1A:

It was Ianto’s first day off after going to work for Torchwood Three, so naturally he got an urgent phone call from Jack at 5:00 AM. Take a cab to one set of coordinates, pick up the SUV, and then drive it to another set of coordinates and pick up the rest of Torchwood. Ianto struggled into a pair of jeans, hurriedly brushed his teeth and called for a cab. Half an hour later, he pulled the recovered SUV over to the side of the road and picked up a tired and disgruntled Jack, Suzie, Tosh and Owen. They rode in silence for five minutes, accompanied only by the sound of Owen clicking and unclicking a small gray box.

Jack broke first. “Owen! Stop playing with that thing; you don’t know what it does! And you,” he rounded on Ianto, calmly driving along, “don’t you want to know what we’ve been doing all night?”

“I’m sure you’ll tell me if I need to know, Sir,” Ianto murmured, eyes on the road.

Jack grunted. “Point.”

“Besides, if he tells you here, Owen will just interrupt,” Suzie interjected. Owen turned to her, mouth open to disagree, when the small gray box suddenly flew out of his hand and latched itself to the ceiling of the SUV. Three lights lit up, and a golden mist filled the vehicle. Suzie glared at Owen, but Jack perked up.

“Oh, I recognize this thing! Ianto, you’re going to want to pull the SUV over now.” Jack was already unbuckling his seat belt, eyeing Ianto with a rather disconcerting gleam in his eyes.

“Why is that, exactly? Sir?” Ianto asked apprehensively, even as he stopped the SUV. And sneezed from the golden dust.

“Because we’re all about to have some fantastic sex! But we won’t remember it. That’s the second light. And the third light means we have to keep our clothes on.”

Tosh paused with her hands gripped around the edge of her shirt. “That’s fascinating, Jack! I don’t think I am physically able to take my shirt off!”

“And we are all poorer for it, Toshiko,” Jack replied, and impatiently pulled Ianto onto his lap. Ianto’s foot slid on the steering wheel, and the horn sounded long and deep as he pressed his lips to Jack’s and forced his tongue in. Jack grinned and tightened his hands around Ianto’s arse, the cotton of his jeans soft over the harder muscles in his legs.

In the backseat, Suzie shot Owen one more glare before inhaling the golden mist and grinning dopily. Tosh was already nibbling at her neck, and she turned to fully face the other woman as Owen tugged ineffectually on her jacket. She shoved him off, and pulled on Tosh’s hips, laying her out on the backseat and running her hands under Tosh’s sensible button-down and tickling the soft skin of her stomach. She wondered vaguely if she was cheating, but decided she didn’t really care when Tosh laughed at her tickles and forced herself up on her elbows to pull her down into a series of nipping little kisses. She was aware of Owen on her periphery, falling to the floor of the SUV as he struggled to get a better look at her and Tosh, grinding close together on the wide backseat, before switching to take in Jack and Ianto rocking together in the passenger seat. Ianto was moaning, flushed and sweaty, and Suzie caught the challenge in Jack’s eye in the rearview mirror. She grinned fiercely back and applied her teeth to Tosh’s earlobe as she maintained eye contact with Jack. Tosh let out a shriek to rival Ianto’s moans and Jack redoubled his efforts, sucking on Ianto’s exposed throat and sliding one hand around to squeeze Ianto’s cock through his jeans. Owen craned his neck to get a better look, and got whiplash as Ianto rocked into Jack’s touch, forcing the passenger seat down even further. Suzie shook her head at Jack in the mirror, and slid her hands further up under Tosh’s shirt and twisted a nipple. Hard. Tosh yelped, and accidentally kicked Owen in the head. Owen yelped back, and Suzie gloated as everyone’s attention focused on her briefly. She could feel wet, warm heat radiating out from her lower abdomen and her eyes locked on Jack’s as Tosh touched her, feather-light then suddenly applied just the right amount of pressure, and she could smell her own scent on Tosh’s hand, in the whole SUV, and she came. First, naturally. Jack raised his brows to her when she opened her eyes again. His glance took in Tosh beneath her, before he turned his focus on Ianto. Tosh wriggled slightly underneath her, and Suzie absently began rutting against her, building up the friction between their identical wool-blend trousers. She watched Jack in the rearview mirror, all of his attention focused on the man writhing in his lap. Ianto came with a drawn out moan, head thrown back and hair curling with sweat. Jack met her eyes again, and gave a pointed look at Tosh. Suzie nodded, and leaned in to kiss Tosh, lips trailing down her neck, darting in between the buttons on her shirt. Owen swore next to her on the floor, his own hand palming his cock through his jeans as Suzie grinned smugly, cheated again, and slipped her hand down the front of Tosh’s trousers, beneath damp silk lingerie. Tosh was breathing in short gasps, her heels drumming against the backseat. Suzie looked at Jack once more. His eyes were half-lidded, and his tongue slid slowly across his lips, watching them. Ianto pulled him by the neck closer to him and kissed him messily, one hand going down to his lap. Suzie kept her eyes on Jack’s face, and moved her fingers in Tosh in time to his labored breathing. She could see the moment right before he came, and curled her fist. Tosh and Jack both came with identical moans. Suzie rocked back on her heels and patted Tosh’s hip as she shuddered through the eddies of her orgasm.

Owen swore again, and Suzie shot him an amused look. “Do you need some help, Owen?”

He grabbed her hand and shoved it in his mouth, licking, as he brought himself off with his other hand. Suzie immediately began to feel sleepy. “Jack? Is this part of the thing?” she muttered, stretching out again on the back seat. Tosh put one arm around her shoulders and reached down to pat Owen on the head with her other hand.

“Yeah, Suzie, now we’re all going to forget it, more’s the pity,” Jack replied sleepily, nuzzling Ianto’s neck.

Suzie could just make out Ianto’s response before she fell asleep. “The next time this happens, Sir, you’re going to be naked, begging me for it, and we’re both going to fucking remember it.”

Suzie grinned smugly, cheated again, and slipped her hand down the front of Tosh’s trousers, beneath damp silk lingerie. Tosh was breathing in short gasps, her heels drumming against the backseat. Suzie looked at Jack once more. His eyes were half-lidded, and his tongue slid slowly across his lips, watching them.

Um... flail? :) I love the voyeurism in this, as well as the fact that you got EVERY SINGLE PROMPT into one steamy story. Yays!

Ha, thanks! I do like to combine the prompts. I'm hoping to continue this machine for two more stories this weekend, if I get the time. Thanks for hosting!

Brill!! I loved Suzie and Jack competing, and laughed out loud more than once. For ex., at this:

Jack was already unbuckling his seat belt, eyeing Ianto with a rather disconcerting gleam in his eyes.

Heh. Heh. Thanks, bb!!

Oh god, and Owen falling onto the floor just so he can get a better view. High-larious!

Yeah, Owen didn't know which way to look; there was just so much to see! :) Thanks for the comment!

Owen craned his neck to get a better look, and got whiplash as Ianto rocked into Jack’s touch, forcing the passenger seat down even further.

Ha!

I love how Jack and Suzie collude in this, egging each other on.

Suzie had herself a good time. She got herself off first; Jack got his partner off before he needed to. He's generous like that.

Very fun! Especially love Ianto's last line:)

Thanks! It's too bad he's going to forget saying it...

LOFL! God, that was priceless. Very, very funny! Love the bit with Jack and Suzie looking at each other the whole time, and Ianto's last line. And Jack's intro to the whole thing. And Owen just watching. Wonderful. Thanks!

I may or may not post something. I started something, but don't feel very good about it.

Yay, I wanted to make this one the more light-hearted one (trying to do three parts).
Jack and Suzie appreciated the little friendly competition, of course! And Owen is definitely a voyeur in my mind.
*wishes you good luck on porn*

Brilliant. I love how it's all elbows in the face and general mayhem. :)

Yeah, the SUV's big, but there *are* five of them! Someone's bound to trip over something! :D

OMFG THIS WAS EPIC! I love the line '"Because we’re all about to have some fantastic sex!"' That made it for me. From then on, it was perfect. XD

Ha, thanks! It's the first out of hopefully three, if I get my rear in gear. And I love that icon; how appropriate!

Can't wait! And how much do I love cowboyhd? There should be comment!porn battle icons. 8D

Very nicely done and very hot. And your last line! I love it when Ianto talks to Jack like that.

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