51stcenturyfox | *Comment Porn Battle Post* AMTDI/SUV Sex/Solo Sex

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Hey, it's party time! Everybody's welcome to kick in some porn!

Yes, three themes this weekend: Aliens Made Them Do it, Sex in the Torchwood SUV and Solo Sexing!

You can combine or choose one.

1. This should relate to TW or Doctor Who in some way. Crossovers are fine! The SUV counts as a character.
2. It should fit in the comment box. (That's about 500 words, max.) Please put the fandom and pairing in the subject line.
Example: Torchwood Jack/Tosh
3. If you wish to write something longer, just add a summary or snippet and link to your LJ, or reply to your first comment with extra porn.
4. WIP snippets are fine, but the story shouldn't be published earlier - the Battles are for new sexy things. :)
5. Anon commenting is turned on with screening, in case you prefer to be anonymous.
6. Any ship-war sniping/negativity will be deleted.

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Yeah, why didn't you, guys?

Lol, loved this one. Sexy, and kinda cool, and I have a thing for Ianto and Tosh, they are awesome together.

Nice writing.

I like the line of her not really knowing who Lisa is. It's Lisa, isn't it?

Very Yvonne there. I have a soft spot for her, I think.

And Lisa tried to mimic her actions, but still felt like she'd just come in her knickers. : very sexy

Because they've secretly always wanted to have a zipless fuck, of course! :D

Oh, let's blame it on the sex gas!

Thanks!

I almost always write Tosh in the SUV in these battles lately. I don't know why... it might be a thing. ;)

I actually enjoyed that thsi wasn't entirely mindless and Jack wasn't using the chance just to get Ianto laid, the moments of

You can just take care of this on your own

Use condom and lube

and that Jack enjoys it all right but that it's not his ultimate wish fulfillment to have sex with Ianto like this. It's not a huge sacrifice for him either, but I like that he is very factual rather than weirdly sexy-creepy about it.

Nice stuff. And hot. And realistic, I liked that it was realistic.

Ha ha! I love insecure but still asshole Owen! and I think I have discovered a new ship to write about. Woot!

Thanks for commenting!

Yknow what, I'd love to see this in a rewrite without alien device. It worked as an AMTDI, and obvs that was the theme of the battle, but I think it would also work without it.

Tosh dressing up as Jack? Hell yeah, I can see that, what with the power play inherent with the coat, the strange dependencies between her and Jack, and Gwen getting off on that? I can see THAT, too.

So love it for this, like this, but would also love to see it without alien device as a standalone, because I think it could really work.

Oh I love this.

I have a thing for Ianto and Lisa and Ianto missing Lisa, all that is common knowledge. I liked this AU_ish type of view but could totally also imagine it post-Cyberwoman, Ianto in the cells for a night or two, this very much works. Extremely painful, very achy, very heartbreaking but oh so human and real.

Damn. Much love, definitely.

:). Thank you!

Thank you! I was intentionally not going for aliens made them do dubcon, glad that came across!

Very sexy. Enjoyed that.

Thank you again. Yvonne fascinates me as a character, so I went for it!

Thank you!

I like this device! It's fun. LoL. Is there going to be more, is there another setting?

And the idea of Ianto with two girls, you know, I actually like that.

Post-Cyberwoman this is definitely possible, too, yes. And thank you very much for the compliments!

Wow, love the way you combined all three themes! Definitely a winner.

I am in love with this. Damn you for being so good! This is exactly right for their relationship at this time, not to mention very hot! Great work.

That's so sweet! Loving Jack's tenderness towards Ianto, and how Rhys wonders about the handcuffs. Great job!

OMFG THIS WAS EPIC! I love the line '"Because we’re all about to have some fantastic sex!"' That made it for me. From then on, it was perfect. XD

Liking this! I love the way Gwen ruins his plan without even knowing it, just by being her. And how Jack just has to have her. And his regret at having to retcon her. Basically, all of it!

Oh god, that was so lovely and visceral.

At least they're enjoying the job! :)

“Don’t even think about stopping. I’ll bloody kill you if you do.”

Ha! Love it.

This is amazing! I love the way you write Suzie - so intense ... and yet she doesn't give a damn.

Of course Jack would need a pill! And the end of this was very sad. Beautifully perfect.

This is perfect. Love Suzie's nonchalance. Love Jack's reluctant leadership style. Love Ianto's embarrassment. And love Owen's reactions. This is full of hilarious lines.

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