Mopping up

[51stcenturyfox]

Well, that was fun! In North America we lost an hour to the time change and still managed to pack the weekend with a mess of e-frottica. (Yeah, I coined that. Sorry.)

Do post more, pornographers. There is no time limit.  I'm leaving this sucker stickied to the top indefinitely.

Pairings: Jack/Real Jack, Jack/Ianto (lots!) , Jack/hot Roman, Jack/Nine, Nine/Jack/Rose, Owen/Mark Lynch, PC Andy/coffeeshop babe,  Faith/Ianto (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Jack/Estelle, BODYSWAP Jack/Ianto + Gwen's body, Owen/Hunt (Grey's Anatomy),  Martha/Lucy,  Krycek/Ianto (X-Files), Ianto/Tosh, Jack/vibrator and Jack/John. So far. We're on a second page.

Want to do this monthly? (Doesn't have to be at my LJ.)  Bondage theme, say? Alien sex gas? IDK, you guys decide. (Normally, I think astrology is BS, but I am so... Libra.)

AND a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to andreth47, who came up with the whole dirty idea.

 

Comments

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

NOMNOM MOAR PORN. (That's a yes vote to monthly themed porn battles)

BONDAGE THEME! BONDAGE THEME, YES!

I got a little capslock happy there, didn't I?

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I want more too!

Wait, this needs another orgasm icon.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I will confess: I like "e-frottica". A LOT. Then again, I have a thing for terrible puns.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Oh good! I groaned when typing that out.

The e- is for interwebz. Internet frottage erotica.

Checking out your Watchmen review in the morning.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I figured as much. I STILL LIKE IT THOUGH.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Yesss.

...and I love that icon.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I'm a touch fond of it myself. AND FOND OF TOUCHING IT.

... um.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I really like your icon. A lot. *stares*

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Well my goodness. Yours is, um, hrm. Pleasant and easy on the eyes too.

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

e-frottica
No, don't apologise for that one - I *like* that one a LOT :D

alien sex gas...
Now would that be a category that includes alien pollen/foodstuffs/alcohol? Or not??

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

AMTDI? That would cover them all. Unless you mean regular, non-alien alcohol.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AliensMadeThemDoIt

Drunk!fic or Under The Influence could be its own porn battle(!)

And I'm reminded of one of the most messed-up AMTDI fics ever, The Sound of Wind Chimes. (X-Files)

http://fluky.gossamer.org/display.php?SoundOfWindChimes

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

AMTDI! *nods*

And yes, alien alcohol.

Drunk! Under the Influence could be its own battle

(I cannot get onto that gossamer page - but I'm assuming it's full on het anyway, so that's probably a good thing...)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah... that one is het. I'm sure there are Krycek/Mulder AMTDI stories, though. And Skinner/Krycek.

I'm 100% omnisexual when it comes to fic.

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

It appears I've become an equal opportunities writer, but I doubt I'll ever become an omnisexual reader, though if someone I know writes *anything* I'll normally give it a go - how far I get down the page is another matter!

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

You know- I honestly don't know there are. There are a few Mulder/possessed!Krycek things, I do believe, but the classic AMTDI theme -- hmmm.

And damn you for having me tempted with XF/TW crossovers again.

Seriously, thanks for the chance to play. It unlocked my (sorta)porn writing a bit.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

And damn you for having me tempted with XF/TW crossovers again.

My evil plan... has come to fruition. Muhuhahahahaha.

Hmm. Does Skinner w/nanobots/Krycek hate!sex count? This probably exists.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

Oh I think there are/were a bunch of nanobots ones, yeah - I mean, central enough theme in the Skinner/Krycek relationship, so to speak. I think there was one I vaguely remember where Skinner injected them into Krycek as retribution, something like that. Fucked-up and dark and messy stuff.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I think I read that (approximately one million years and six computers ago). Probably on Ephemeral. Which was, you know, ephemeral.

So much for archived faves, if you don't recall titles - and I don't.

[cruentum.livejournal.com]

I never remember titles. Or often even storylines. Or anything. I'm rubbish with these things. But then - I was always a Mulder/Krycek kinda guy, not so much Skinner/Krycek, really so hey, I got an excuse. :D

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to say that e-frottica = win, as does the heading for this post. Mopping up indeed *grins*

I hope to be able to participate next time. I did eventually manage to wring some smut out of myself this weekend at great pains, but it was non-Whoniverse and non-comment sized. It's a shame, because it was mostly compatible with the frottage theme, I think. Ah well.

I like the idea of an under the influence battle. Whether that be alien sex gas, mind control or whatever else.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

"Welcome to the First Amendment Bookstore! The floor is slippery, so watch your step!"

I like that one too. Under the influence could be broad enough to cover loads of things. Will do a poll ahead of time.

Hey, this battle could have used a Master/Jack/Doctor interlude. *gestures to your icon*

Being Human! Need to check that out. Everyone seems to love it.

[filthgoblin.livejournal.com]

I wish I could have provided such an interlude. Sadly, getting porn out of me at the moment is a slow and tortuous process. And not the good kind of slow and tortuous either. That Being Human fic took me a good three or four weeks to write, and it's only about 1,500 words long. *le sigh*

But you totally should watch Being Human. It's funny, witty, sexy, dark and spectacularly well acted. Seriously, I've not seen anything that good on TV since Buffy first started, and that includes Torchwood and Doctor Who.

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

E-FROTTICA. Must be capslocked!

Jeez, this was fun. Thank you for getting ALL of us to commit pr0n. Inspiring, and I like the double constraint of length and content (aka fic bondage!).

OK to repost in honor of andreth47's b-day?

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

OK to repost in honor of andreth47's b-day?

Oh yes.

So glad everybody had fun with this! I think it knocked the dust off some keyboards (well, speaking for myself only.).

[wiredblowfish.livejournal.com]

A different theme each month sounds great. Like the under the influence idea. I did a bunch of research for that topic Sat. nite. Just coming up for air, actually.

TMI?

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

On Saturday night I apparently posted a Hot Chocolate video on a journal and read some SPN porn and, well, the details are hazy.

I was doing John Hart research. Yeah. That's it.

[wiredblowfish.livejournal.com]

Hot Chocolate like 'You Sexy Thing'? Or is there people drinking hot chocolate porn;)

I like to think there is someone out there with a kink for just about everything.

What is SPN porn?

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Yes, the band.

SPN = Supernatural. I saw this video and went searching for Dean/Buffy Summers crossover fic.

Blaming the merlot.

[wiredblowfish.livejournal.com]

Dean/Buffy, hmmm? Sounds like a good idea, but I think Buffy goes good with most everything;)

I have never gotten into that show--SPN, but I am fascinated that there is so much brother slash fic. So amazingly kinky!

:)

[alba17.livejournal.com]

Yes to monthly.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Yays! More than once a month or so would be exhausting/overkill IMHO.

/secretly enjoyed making a playlist for this most of all!

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

Dude, I would totally participate again. Thanks for hosting! (And I would vote for the AMTDI/under the influence prompt.)

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Alllllriiight!

Loved the chairporn. OMG.

Everybody seems to like that prompt so far. Hmmm.

[cookiesofkarma.livejournal.com]

I am so shocked I managed to miss most of this e-frottage. I shall rectify this immediately!

But I agree with everyone else; yes to monthly and yes to the Under the Influence prompt. Damn, I'm gonna have to get notification on all work with the tag e-frottage! Not missing the next round.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's filthydirty. It's all in one thread stickied to the top of my LJ.

Working on John/Gwen right now. My Jack/John muse has departed.

[cookiesofkarma.livejournal.com]

But...but...*Wails*
I can't survive without regular Jack/John! And there's a severe lack of it on the Teaspoon.

At least I still get John though. :D

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'll get to it eventually. I just wrote Face of Boe/Ten comment porn somewhere else.

This porn party has corrupted my mind.

[cookiesofkarma.livejournal.com]

I have to see that! XD

And trust me, no-one's complaining.

[xtricks.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I think there should be a monthy comment promp thingy. Maybe if it's done monthy, a new comm wouldn't die?

I'm not an AMTDI person myself but I'm sure that some of the other promps would inspire me.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

AMTDI is not usually my thing either, but I'd rise to the occasion for a battle, methinks.

By the way, I've been poking around your insanejournal, xtricks - is all of your fiction mirrored on LJ as well?

[xtricks.livejournal.com]

I've been trying to post my fic to my IJ and mirror to LJ but my livejournal is much older so my old work is on LJ. For the most part, except for the nine/jack bit - everything Torchwood should be in my IJ.

due South, X-men and etc are either on LJ or my (neglected) website.

Re: aliens made them ... I'm all for whips and chans and D/s and all sorts fo kink buy I find AMTDI too close to non-con, which I've discovered I don't like at all.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Oh, good... thanks for letting me know. I'm really enjoying your Jack/Ianto fic.

I find AMTDI too close to non-con, which I've discovered I don't like at all.

I like it with the caveat that the characters should want to on a subconscious level anyway... and AMTDI is the "nudge" or provides plausible deniablity.

Blame it on the aliens!

[xtricks.livejournal.com]

Y'know ... there's an existing comm,

kinky_torchwood that's more or less abandoned but could be used for this montly thing, since it's all in the comments of one post. Instead of creating a new comm... we could recycle! Go green!

ETA - nevermind. structured differently. :/

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Yes, I actually created a comm for the last one but it was too much effort to style it. (Since we basically did this with - I think - four days of planning?)

We could round-robin these things, too... like those progressive dinner parties. :)

Am I the only person who's bored out of my skull today? I wrote Jack/Ten but it's SO cracktastic that the smut is just ludicrous.

Couldn't stop myself, though.

[andreth47.livejournal.com]

Thanks, sweetie! I'm just catching up on my flist now after some crazy days (I had to go back 200 posts!!), so I feel bad I missed this.

I've got more of our comment!porny to read, too. I haven't even gotten to p.2 yet!