Thank you, little DVR + yay! Jack/John prompt fic

[51stcenturyfox]

Tonight will be Buffy retrolicious. James Marsters is guest-starring on Numb3rs and it's the premiere of Dollhouse with Eliza Dushku.  Eliza has also been interviewed by AfterEllen.com.

Spike-Faith TV schedule GRUDGEMATCH. Who wins?

FAITH
It's all old-hat, man. (shrugs) Every guy's got some whack fantasy. Scratch the surface of any granola-type dude—naughty nurses and horny cheerleaders. (shrugs) I figure, if you can't beat 'em—

SPIKE
Join 'em.

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FAITH
  I've met you before, you know.

SPIKE
Yeah, you made a great impression on my chin.

FAITH
Not in the graveyard. Before that. I was kinda wearing a different body.

SPIKE
Pity.

FAITH
You seemed OK with it.

SPIKE
The body swap. (nods) With Buffy.

FAITH
She fill you in on that whole deal?

SPIKE
She told me it went down. Failed to mention who was driving her skin around.

FAITH
I may have said a few things...

SPIKE
(looks into Faith's eyes) Like you could ride me at a gallop 'til my knees buckle, squeeze me 'til I pop like warm champagne. That's not the kind of thing a man forgets.

FAITH
Should've known it wasn't blondie behind the wheel. She'd never throw down like that.

SPIKE
Oh, you have been away.

 

ETA: Happy joy!

aeron_lanart has written a juicy Jack/John snippet from my requested Promises, Promises prompt.

In other less-exciting news, I've redecorated in here.  It was mustier (not USTier) than Buffy's basement, but with fewer chains.