My life according to... The X-Files

I have stolen a meme from phaetonschariot   :D

How to do this meme: Using only EPISODE names from ONE TV SHOW, cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat an episode title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as "My life according to (show)".

Describe yourself:  Medusa (I just got up! My hair, you guise!)
How do you feel: The Unnatural
Describe where you currently live: Arcadia
If you could go anywhere where would you go: Field Trip
Your favorite form of transportation: Drive
Your best friend is: En Ami
What's the weather like: Sunshine Days
Favorite time of day: The Beginning
If your life was a TV show, it would be called: Improbable
What is life to you: The Gift
Your fear: Sanguinarium 
What is the best advice you have to give: Patience
Thought for the Day: Je Souhaite
How I would like to die: Dreamland
My soul's present condition: Young At Heart
My motto: Tempus Fugit