Ficrec: Epic crack epic and a rare pair

I had wanted to rec this story but thought most of the flist would have read it anyway because of  mutual comm-watching

John is his later and bad (naughty + just... bad) self here:

Title: Served Faithfully
Author: karaokegal 
Pairing: Captain John Hart/Toshiko Sato (Includes references to Jack/John and other canon pairings.)
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 4,845
Warnings: Spoilers through Exit Wounds. Read the rating, it gets hard-core.

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...and though the following is billed as crack, don't let that put you off it that's not normally your speed. It's just a big ball of fabulous fun.  Clear your schedule!

Title: We Happy Few
Author: angstslashhope 
Rating: NC-17
Length: 48k (yes! many words!)
Pairing(s): Tosh/Ianto, Tosh/Gwen, Tosh/Owen, Ianto/Owen, Ianto/Gwen, Gwen/Owen, Tosh/Owen/Ianto/Gwen.
Warnings: See: 'Pairings'. Also: group sex, slapstick, abuse of science, abuse of fashion, abuse of Whoniverse minutiae, liberal advantages taken of 'alien tech'.
Spoilers for things that occur up to the end of season 2 of Torchwood and season 3 of Doctor Who.

Fic: "We're Very Casual Here" Jack/Gwen UST only (R)

We just received a memo today in email:  Sexual Harassment Training - Friday. Conference Room: Assets
So, we've been making puerile "taking the sex training in the Assets" jokes all afternoon and  I had to write this:

Title: We're Very Casual Here
Author: 51stcenturyfox 
Pairing: Jack/Gwen UST, Rhys/Gwen + other pairings suggested
Wordcount: 790
Summary: Gwen's (first) Torchwood proposition. Cracky fluff
Rating: R for language
A/N: Set during Day One, after the team return from the nightclub where Carys nailed her first victim. So to speak.

It's over at jack_and_gwen