today's thoughts

[51stcenturyfox]

1.)  I have thrown away another plant I've killed through neglect. Don't let me watch your kids unless they can open the fridge by themselves and reach the sink.

2.) I am tired of my responsibilities and want to buy a camper van with satellite wifi and drive around the country for at least a year. I could take showers at Gold's Gym or something. 

Aaaaargh.   

Comments

[teleen-fiction.livejournal.com]

1) The difference between a kid and a plant is that a kid WILL let you know when it's hungry or thirsty, lol.

2) Sounds like my idea of a great time - can I come? ;)