rub-a-dub

[51stcenturyfox]

So, I was on Look At This Fucking Hipster LOL'ing at the pics yesterday, and there was this one with... hipsters in a bathtub.  It screamed out for tampering, and Sam obliged me with some photoshop-fu. (He made a cool Time Agency recruitment poster, too.)  

51stcenturyfox :  OMG. I just woke up to... that? <3 This deserves a caption contest.
copperbadge : "Ianto felt it was his duty to point out that Gwen's choice of swimming cap would not increase her aerodynamics."

That reminds me that I have to pay the water bill this morning. I forgot to mail it...  *chugs coffee*

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[neifile7.livejournal.com]

Title: Tale of a HubTub
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Gwen/Ianto/Rubber Ducky
Rating: Seriously Immature
Warnings/Ingredients: rub-a-dubcon, bubble-buttplay, alcohol and tobacco abuse, watersports, shaving/depilation, yeti kink, bad manip kink
Summary: Don't try this at home.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Where is the DUCK?'

I suspect it's the same place Eddie Murphy's GI Joe got stuck. :D

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

*jazz hands*

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

Rubber Ducky? Oh, I forgot to include muff-diving on the warnings.

But Sam fixed it for me!

Ze looks pretty content, bobbing in the vicinity of Jack's nipples.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

Perfect!



*quack!*

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Title: The Maiden Voyage of the HMS Torch-luv, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Loofah.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

THIS WORKS.

Also, I want a hat with earflaps.

[huesiemama.livejournal.com]

Wait. You made a bath fic, if I remember correctly... ;o)
But it didn't have Gwen.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

She had a hub tub fic with Ianto and Gwen and a hot tub scene in another story with EVERYONE. :)

[blue-fjords.livejournal.com]

It took me waaaaay too long to notice the huge leg sticking out! Heh. And does Ianto have a tattoo on his arm? (I also can't stop staring at the appendage sticking out next to the leg now. It's rather obscene.)

Um, caption: Jack is pissed when he's not included in "Guess Where Gwen's Hands Are." Ianto's just glad he remembered to bring his post-coital cigarette, and Gwen is miffed that they knew it was her despite her awesome disguise of awesomeness.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

LOLZ!!!

From Ianto's expression, I think I know where Gwen's right hand is!

I think (hope) the appendage sticking out (which I didn't notice before, thank you!) is someone's... foot? :D

[elainasaunt.livejournal.com]

Shit, I love my fandom.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

IT IS SQUEAKY CLEAN!

Or maybe just squeaky.

[neifile7.livejournal.com]

Better squeaky than squicky!

More captions:

Triple-shot mochaccino you won't find at Starbuck's.

Suds, Sausage and Cherry Pie: Now in Family-Sized Takeaway Tubs!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

NOT MORE WARRANT! :D

[choccy-grl.livejournal.com]

'Ianto really wasn't joking when he claimed he was hung like donkey'


btw are you sure that's a foot?

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

That would also explain his expression!

[choccy-grl.livejournal.com]

Gwen: Boys do you like my beaver?

Boys: It's okay Gwen the bubbles are covering it.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

"I meant the hat. You blokes!"

[citrinesunset.livejournal.com]

Communal showers just aren't fun enough. Torchwood has communal bathtubs!

Awesome manip!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

That is a huge tub!

Or they're tightly packed into it... ;)

[wildeagain.livejournal.com]

Here via copperbadge

Let me show you how stupid I am:

Didn't recognize Gwen n her hair hat. So presumed that was you photoshopped into the scene.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

OH GOD FORBID! ;)

Wait, I didn't think of that. Maybe I should ask! :D

[gypsylady.livejournal.com]

I especially like the saint candle on the toilet...

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

It's a nice touch, huh?

For that hipster faux spirituality!

[sqyd.livejournal.com]

Ianto (on the phone): Hello, BBC? This is Ianto Jones from Torchwood. I think you should know that your head writer is smoking crack again.

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Tonight on BBC2: When Plot Bunnies Go Bad

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

It's probably a Chibnall ep!

What is your icon? I am fascinated!

[sqyd.livejournal.com]

My icon is a piece by the great and late Alexande McQueen - Fall 09 collection. http://couturesoles.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/amc2.jpg The man knew how to make interesting clothes. The Spring 10 collection always makes me think of lizard aliens.

[used_songs]

Hahahahaha! Gwen's hat! Their little serious faces!

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

I can't decide whether I'm horrified or lining up to have this painted on my dining room wall.