LOL I WRITE SMUT. XD If you have crazy personal questions about cocks and vaginas, that's totally cool. I draw from personal experience in fic anyway.

But generally, I figure, we're all different-shaped like puzzle pieces; sure we have innies and outies, but not all innies fit all outies, and some innies fit best with certain kinds of outies.

I have a plastic source. However, it has no foreskin. Sad panda, is me.