And now I want to see the ten second fic where we discover Jack was in fact cut once upon a time, and the second thing he notices after the Bad Wolf incident is that something's in his pants that wasn't there the last he checked.

Also, unless there's a weirdass deal made out of a guy not having one, I assume it's there. Sometimes a mention is with the flow of the story, sometimes it's really not. The end.

(Trufax TMI: my kid's uncut. I may have to resort to hunting down Britporn when he's (much) older just so he can see what it's supposed to look like.)