*insert apology for being late to the party as always. Because my boss is a megalodon and I didn't get online until now*

OMG!!!! I fucking love it! Haaaaa! Aww, I'm flattered. Hee. Now, I have a new term to introduce to introduce girlfriends!

Another idea, if you REALLY want to be harsh to someone who is seriously a moisture killer like... oh, Cheney or someone, insult him by calling him a silica gel sachet. "Yeah, you desiccant... BAG! "

O....k. I've taken this too far, haven't I? I love going too far. I remember saying that in high school a lot too.