"She—" Ianto glanced back at the cave, his hands spread in a universal shrug. "Well, she…she's fine," he finished. Then he went about tidying Tosh's workspace, despite that it was pretty much spotless. Whatever he'd seen had unnerved him.
"She was what?" Owen asked, leaning on the railing. "Was she wanking or something?"
Jack watched Ianto freeze and knew that they'd hit the jackpot. "The dinosaur is masturbating up there?" he asked, feeling the grin on his face.
Owen scoffed. "Naw. Birds don't masturbate."
"Yes they do," Suzie said as she breezed by with her welding gear, not stopping to chat. Jack admired her work ethic, but really, a wanking dinosaur? This deserved a moment's consideration. Well, maybe a second's.
Owen raised his brows and Ianto continued to clear things from Tosh's desk that Tosh was probably going to miss when she got back from the toilet. Like her mouse.
"Colour me surprised," Owen admitted, his face scrunching in distaste.
Jack left his perch on the catwalk and eased his way over to the ladder that led to Myfanwy's nest.
"Oi!" Owen called. "Keep your hands to yourself, Harkness! She's a lady!"
He smiled. "One, I'm just curious. Two, there are some things even I won't do. Three, no one with table manners like hers is a lady."
Something smacked him in the back of the head and he barely had time to turn around and fumble it from the air before he almost dropped it in the tower pool. It was a bar of Cadbury Milk. He waved it at Ianto suspiciously.
"Is this from my office?"
Ianto shrugged. "We've run out, sir. I think you'll find that your chances of getting out of there alive are better if you have it. Sacrifice," he added, "for the good of the Empire?"
Jack sighed and pocketed the bar. No one cared about his serotonin levels…
He climbed up the last few rungs softly, listening to the squeals and thumping that seemed so much more filthy now that he knew what was going on up there. His head finally gave him a view of what was going on in the giant dinosaur cave.
Re: She "Flies" Alone, 2/2
"She was what?" Owen asked, leaning on the railing. "Was she wanking or something?"
Jack watched Ianto freeze and knew that they'd hit the jackpot. "The dinosaur is masturbating up there?" he asked, feeling the grin on his face.
Owen scoffed. "Naw. Birds don't masturbate."
"Yes they do," Suzie said as she breezed by with her welding gear, not stopping to chat. Jack admired her work ethic, but really, a wanking dinosaur? This deserved a moment's consideration. Well, maybe a second's.
Owen raised his brows and Ianto continued to clear things from Tosh's desk that Tosh was probably going to miss when she got back from the toilet. Like her mouse.
"Colour me surprised," Owen admitted, his face scrunching in distaste.
Jack left his perch on the catwalk and eased his way over to the ladder that led to Myfanwy's nest.
"Oi!" Owen called. "Keep your hands to yourself, Harkness! She's a lady!"
He smiled. "One, I'm just curious. Two, there are some things even I won't do. Three, no one with table manners like hers is a lady."
Something smacked him in the back of the head and he barely had time to turn around and fumble it from the air before he almost dropped it in the tower pool. It was a bar of Cadbury Milk. He waved it at Ianto suspiciously.
"Is this from my office?"
Ianto shrugged. "We've run out, sir. I think you'll find that your chances of getting out of there alive are better if you have it. Sacrifice," he added, "for the good of the Empire?"
Jack sighed and pocketed the bar. No one cared about his serotonin levels…
He climbed up the last few rungs softly, listening to the squeals and thumping that seemed so much more filthy now that he knew what was going on up there. His head finally gave him a view of what was going on in the giant dinosaur cave.
"Wow."